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#15002 Apr 30 2012 at 7:32 AM Rating: Good
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Grats, around three is the time when they're really started to cement their roles as little people. That means she'll be manipulating in more and more clever ways.

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#15003 Apr 30 2012 at 7:38 AM Rating: Excellent
They call it the Terrible Twos. They lie.

It's the Terrible Threes. Brace yourself.
#15004 Apr 30 2012 at 8:06 AM Rating: Good
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My niece's terrible two have been pretty terrible...

I'm scared. Smiley: frown
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#15005 Apr 30 2012 at 9:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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Three is the age where they scream at you, slam the door as loud as they can, and go sulk on their bed.
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#15006 Apr 30 2012 at 9:42 AM Rating: Good
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That sounds leagues better than the "Drop on the ground, scream and flail at full power" thing she does now.
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#15007 Apr 30 2012 at 9:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yeesh, yeah I'd say so. Ours has done that once or twice, but she gets in a good amount more trouble if she kicks or hits mommy or daddy, so far that's worked. Got my fingers crossed it stays that way.

They are lots of rage in a little bottle I tells ya.

Also, I has sunburn. Smiley: nod



Edited, Apr 30th 2012 8:47am by someproteinguy
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#15008 Apr 30 2012 at 9:57 AM Rating: Good
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Sometimes, when I read this kind of stuff, I wonder why I want kids again...
#15009 Apr 30 2012 at 10:01 AM Rating: Good
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They're a lot of work, but they're worth it.
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#15010 Apr 30 2012 at 10:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Sometimes, when I read this kind of stuff, I wonder why I want kids again...


My 11mo just learned how to blow kisses. When something cute and wobbly manages crawls her way over to you get herself up into a sitting position and blow you a kiss goodbye with a big smile on her face it helps a little. Smiley: smile

Edited, Apr 30th 2012 9:04am by someproteinguy
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#15011 Apr 30 2012 at 11:19 AM Rating: Good
There's moments for parents that make it all worth it. All the nights with no sleep because the toddler is sick, all the expenses on food and diapers and school, and pretty much making your life revolve around someone who can't even grasp what you're doing for them. Little moments like what protein described are what make you realize that you wouldn't change a thing if you could.

That said, oh my God I'm going to avoid having kids for the longest time.
#15012 Apr 30 2012 at 11:32 AM Rating: Good
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I have no intention of having kids (be it by adoption or surrogacy). If I do every decide to, I'd probably choose to bypass that insane baby phase.
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#15013 Apr 30 2012 at 11:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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I figure it's practice for that insane teenager phase.
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#15014 Apr 30 2012 at 11:40 AM Rating: Good
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At one point I might have wanted to skip the beginning parts of parenthood, but at this point I wouldn't give a second of it up for anything. It's all worth it when she runs up and hugs my leg. That's really all it takes to make everything worthwhile.

And it makes me feel like an enormous weenie. Smiley: frown
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#15015 Apr 30 2012 at 11:48 AM Rating: Good
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At one point I might have wanted to skip the beginning parts of parenthood, but at this point I wouldn't give a second of it up for anything. It's all worth it when she runs up and hugs my leg. That's really all it takes to make everything worthwhile.

And it makes me feel like an enormous weenie. Smiley: frown


That's because you are an enormous weenie.
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#15016 Apr 30 2012 at 11:55 AM Rating: Good
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And on the note of parenting, I went out to eat at the cafe thing here because I really didn't want to cook and next to me there were 4 parents with 2 little girls (7 years old or so) one of the girls apparently hit her mother, the mother replied by hitting the girl. A little later that same girl repeatedly hit the other girl after an argument or something and her dad held her so tightly it hurt her and she was crying, when she tried to get away her dad made remarks like "I know it hurts and I don't care" and "Stay still!". Once the girl was calmed down/distracted by getting icecream for dessert the parents were talking about how the girl hit people a lot in a surprised/shocked tone.

I was literally an inch from asking them if they really were too stupid to figure out that both of her parents hurting her out of frustration and remarks like "I don't care if it hurts" was giving her a really, really ******* awful example.




Seriously, people should be forced take a freaking test before they're allowed to breed.
#15017 Apr 30 2012 at 11:56 AM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
That's because you are an enormous weenie.
I also have enough guns and ammo to hold off a small third world nation at bay. Smiley: motz

Or the Zombie Apocalypse.

Edited, Apr 30th 2012 1:57pm by lolgaxe
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#15018 Apr 30 2012 at 12:10 PM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
That's because you are an enormous weenie.
I also have enough guns and ammo to hold off a small third world nation at bay. Smiley: motz

Or the Zombie Apocalypse.
I think the appropriately immature reply would have been "yeah, well, you suck weenies!"
#15019 Apr 30 2012 at 12:15 PM Rating: Good
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That's immature child reply. I went with immature adult using phallic imagery replacement. Smiley: schooled
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#15020 Apr 30 2012 at 12:16 PM Rating: Good
I totally agree Aeth. That's seriously messed up. There are definitely a lot of things messed up in American culture, but at least most parents wouldn't do that kind of thing here in public. They'd be too afraid of getting reported for child abuse. =x Although if they're doing that kind of crap in public, maybe they should be reported for child abuse.

Oh and protein, I have it worse. Yesterday I went for a 30 minute walk around the neighborhood, completing forgetting that I had developed a sun allergy last summer... Now my forearms are covered with little itchy red bumps. >.< I've been putting tea tree lotion on them, and it helps for a little bit. It's soooo irritating though.
#15021 Apr 30 2012 at 12:38 PM Rating: Good
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
I totally agree Aeth. That's seriously messed up. There are definitely a lot of things messed up in American culture, but at least most parents wouldn't do that kind of thing here in public. They'd be too afraid of getting reported for child abuse. =x Although if they're doing that kind of crap in public, maybe they should be reported for child abuse.
It was more a case of terrible parenting than outright child abuse but it still got me seriously annoyed at their obvious stupidity.
#15022 Apr 30 2012 at 12:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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I think it a prime example that despite your best efforts your kids will grow up to be little versions of you.

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Oh and protein, I have it worse. Yesterday I went for a 30 minute walk around the neighborhood, completing forgetting that I had developed a sun allergy last summer... Now my forearms are covered with little itchy red bumps. >.< I've been putting tea tree lotion on them, and it helps for a little bit. It's soooo irritating though.


Yuk, well that sounds like no fun. After only 30min too? Well get better soon, and hide under those nice clouds today. Smiley: grin

I'm just red but not too bad, I'll be surprised if it peels. Result of spending most of Saturday at a tulip festival outside Molalla, and a good reminder that I'm the only all-white person in my family.

Even the baby wasn't burnt... Smiley: glare
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#15023 Apr 30 2012 at 1:14 PM Rating: Good
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Aeth, why does your nation hate tourism?
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#15024 Apr 30 2012 at 1:23 PM Rating: Good
I can't wait until this summer. A lot of time at the pool, lakes, waterparks, etc. It's already getting up there in heat, I just need classes to be out.
#15025 Apr 30 2012 at 1:31 PM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Aeth, why does your nation hate tourism?
Because we have a government that deals with the drug issue in an only slightly less retarded way than yours.
#15026 Apr 30 2012 at 1:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Aeth, why does your nation hate tourism?
Because we have a government that deals with the drug issue in an only slightly less retarded way than yours.

So slightly less money given to corrupt Latin American countries under the cover of a 'War on Drugs' so you have a firewall against the evil communists?

Smiley: tinfoilhat

Oh right, not the asylum...

Edited, Apr 30th 2012 12:44pm by someproteinguy
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