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#14952 Apr 28 2012 at 6:02 PM Rating: Good
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Hitachi makes a massager that is very often always used as a vibrator. There are different and attachments that are sold separately and stuff. Here it is on amazon.

FTFY Smiley: wink

I've had a couple girlfriends with those. One tried to be like, "oh it's for my sore muscles!" and one 15 minute conversation later she finally admitted what she really used it for. Again we go back to the sexually repressed American culture. Smiley: oyvey


Hey, I've used it on sore muscles too! It actually does a pretty good job on that function as well.

But yeah, our sexually repressed culture is stupid.
#14953 Apr 29 2012 at 1:11 AM Rating: Decent
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So this just happened:

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Literally the WHOLE other team was raging at me. They were /spitting on me as I was killing them and when I'd pop out on a healer, their whole team would gun for me.

Monkeynips isn't anyone I know, btw. He just started following me around near the end and assisting me.

I love PvP. Smiley: grin

Edited, Apr 29th 2012 12:12am by Theophany
#14954 Apr 29 2012 at 1:40 AM Rating: Good
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Not even wrecking ball. Weak.
#14955 Apr 29 2012 at 1:56 AM Rating: Decent
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I've accepted no matter what I do, I'll never get wrecking ball. We actually set me up for it (I had two pocket healers) and I still died at 19 because the other team got them in CC.

Maybe with Recup I could do it pretty easily now with a healer, but meh. Wasn't even trying for it in that BG, I was just doing everything I could to **** their team up.
#14956 Apr 29 2012 at 2:16 AM Rating: Good
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You seriously don't have wrecking ball? oO
I think my hunter, rogue and warrior have it, although only my hunter really counts cause she's the only one to do it at level cap.
#14957 Apr 29 2012 at 2:34 AM Rating: Good
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I have wrecking ball.
But I actually got it at level 82 or something, by smashing people in Isle of Conquest with a siege engine.
I had a ridiculous amount of killing blows.
#14958 Apr 29 2012 at 3:42 AM Rating: Decent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
You seriously don't have wrecking ball? oO
I think my hunter, rogue and warrior have it, although only my hunter really counts cause she's the only one to do it at level cap.

Yup. Dead serious. I tried for a while, and through a comical series of mishaps, I gave up.

You can check my battle.net page. I think my DK might have it, but my rogue doesn't. Every person that I've PvPed with said it's hilarious that I don't have it.

The thing is that I don't really go for killing blows, I just work on the BG strategy. So in WSG I'm usually using FoK to snare everyone on the FC, same in TP, and in IoC and AV I'm usually way ahead of the battle. In AB I'm usually guarding a flag or ninja'ing flags.

So, yeah. Kind of hilarious at this point, but I was pissed about it for a long time. It's one of the reasons I quit, I think. Partners would tease me about it: "damn Korz, you're the best rogue to never get one of the easiest PvP achievements in the game, but you still suck".
#14959 Apr 29 2012 at 3:51 AM Rating: Good
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I actually got mine on my hunter at 19 not twinked and killing twinkies because hunters are/were lololoverpowered at that level. I felt bad about that though so I redid it at 80 in all battlegrounds but AV and IoC. Because both of those BG's suck assballs.

Edit: Also, Theo, please tell me you at least can appreciate the design of my awesome new cups. Smiley: tongue

Edited, Apr 29th 2012 11:53am by Aethien
#14960 Apr 29 2012 at 3:58 AM Rating: Decent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
I actually got mine on my hunter at 19 not twinked and killing twinkies because hunters are/were lololoverpowered at that level. I felt bad about that though so I redid it at 80 in all battlegrounds but AV and IoC. Because both of those BG's suck assballs.

Edit: Also, Theo, please tell me you at least can appreciate the design of my awesome new cups. Smiley: tongue

Edited, Apr 29th 2012 11:53am by Aethien

I mean, I think they're great, but I'd never pay for them.

That said, I mostly drink wine at home since beer-drunk puts me to sleep, where wine-drunk I'll just read books that make me really smart (or do PvP where I see like everything and do the craziest 1vNs ever).
#14961 Apr 29 2012 at 4:52 AM Rating: Good
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They're not for drinking beer, I've got about 20 beer glasses for that. Those cups are for drinking tea or coffee and just general awesomeness. ^^
#14962 Apr 29 2012 at 7:18 AM Rating: Good
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Why do you need 20 beer glasses for beer? All I need is an open bottle.
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#14963 Apr 29 2012 at 8:38 AM Rating: Good
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If I paid €10 for a bottle of beer I better damn well drink it from a glass so I can enjoy the smell and flavour to it's fullest.
Also, I've got a pint glass, a weizen glass, a bunch of tulips (because Duvel tulips are <3), some chalices, flutes, snifters and a small egg shaped glass from Brouwerij 't IJ. It's important to drink a beer from the appropriate glass and frankly I just like beer glasses. Also, beer glasses are pretty <3

Edited, Apr 29th 2012 4:42pm by Aethien
#14964 Apr 29 2012 at 9:54 AM Rating: Good
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Meh, beer just needs to be refrigerated and available in large quantities.
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#14965 Apr 29 2012 at 10:42 AM Rating: Good
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Actually, stronger beers like imperial stouts shouldn't be refrigerated. Of course, if you're drinking cheap pilsner serve it as cold as you can because then you won't have to taste it.
#14966 Apr 29 2012 at 12:19 PM Rating: Good
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Diglett, this is why you need to read the Discworld novels:
*The Disc's greatest lovers were undoubtedly Mellius and Gretelina, whose pure, passionate and soul-searching affair would have scorched the pages of History if they had not, because of some unexplained quirk of fate, been born two hundred years apart on different continents. However, the gods took pity on them and turned him into an ironing board** and her into a small brass bollard.

**When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
#14967 Apr 29 2012 at 12:36 PM Rating: Good
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Lol, that might be even more awesome without any context...

I'm writing a paper right now, while listening to the ME 1 and 2 soundtracks (not listening to 3, because I haven't beaten the game and don't want to hear the music out of context first). It's going to make it epic.

Which is good, because my topic certainly isn't. It's about how Elizabeth I's feminine identity was central to her ability to head a global empire.
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#14968 Apr 29 2012 at 12:57 PM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Lol, that might be even more awesome without any context...
There isn't any significant context, it's just a small footnote that adds some flavour and story to the world. The entire Discworld operates like that little bit of madness.
#14969 Apr 29 2012 at 1:24 PM Rating: Good
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Sounds fun. Smiley: grin

Also, holy hell it's hard to give a clear, concise, and eloquent synopsis of the genealogy of kings and associated heredity issues that begin with Edward IV (meant Henry, doy) and last through Elizabeth I...

Especially since shared names just make everything choppy. And they're all intermarrying so their claims are so muddled anyway. Smiley: mad

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No, seriously. You get Edward III followed by Richard II (grandson) who is deposed by Henry IV (grandson of III by third son), Henry V (son), Henry VI (son) who becomes king at 9 months old. So he's challenged by Edward IV, who takes the throne (and more-or-less keeps it). His son Edward V disappears at age 12 (seriously) and his uncle Richard III takes the throne.

And then HE is deposed by Henry VII, who is descended by Edward III by an illegitimate relationship with his son, John of Gaunt. Then you get Henry VIII, who annuls his first marriage (leaving Mary illegitimate in England, but legitimate to the Church). He marries Anne Boleyn, who has a daugther. He has her killed, and declares Elizabeth illegitimate (making her unrecognized in both England and by the Catholic church). Edward V follows from his marriage to Jane Seymour, but he dies shortly into his reign. So then you have a huge mess in England, debating who has the right to inherit--whether or not Mary/Elizabeth are heiresses to the House of Tudor or not, and whether they (as Women) should be allowed to inherit at all.

Big. Mess.

Edited, Apr 29th 2012 3:39pm by idiggory
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#14970 Apr 29 2012 at 1:35 PM Rating: Good
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I know that at one point, the Dutch King (Well, Stadhouder still then) was also the King of England and that the current Queen of the Netherlands is something like 20th in line for the English throne. If the French and Germans hadn't done away with their royalty I'm sure there'd be mingling there too.
#14971 Apr 29 2012 at 1:41 PM Rating: Good
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Ugh, there's a ton of intermixing in there too. Henry VI is rightful king of France, as son of the French princess and given the right of inheritance in the treaty following the battle of Agincourt. But he's so young when Henry V dies that it just doesn't happen (that's right--Henry VI was heir to both England and France but was denied BOTH).
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#14972 Apr 29 2012 at 1:48 PM Rating: Good
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Oh yeah I know, I was talking about the here and now.
There's been Dutch naval heroes who were knights of France, England and The Netherlands. Meanwhile there were on again off again wars between those countries, it's messed up...
#14973 Apr 29 2012 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good
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Not as hilarious as the instances where the King of X is vassal to the King of Y, so they occasionally have to fight a war with themselves...
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#14974 Apr 29 2012 at 2:07 PM Rating: Good
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There's also the guy who's been pope three times, I read about him on Reddit a while ago, should look that up again.
#14975 Apr 29 2012 at 2:35 PM Rating: Good
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The only upside to this paper is that I get to talk about Francis Drake.
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#14976 Apr 29 2012 at 2:41 PM Rating: Good
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This has to be American...


And the only reason I know of Francis Drake is through Donald Duck comics. Smiley: tongue
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