Good looks are for suckers. I mean, it's nice if you're born with that perfect tan, bone structure, dark hair and blue eyes, and natural five o'clock shadow, but you don't really need it. Being confident and funny will get you places.
People (and by people, I mean the lady people) are sort of afraid of me because I'm this dark (personality wise - not physically), humorless person who just speaks his mind, but after they look up 'dry humor' in the dictionary, they're all over me. Which is, incidentally, my cue to leave. The hunt is more interesting than the feast, if you know what I mean.
Also, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I'm drunk. A lot.
Edit: Just to be clear, I'm not insinuating that women don't know what dry humor is, or that women fawn all over me the moment I open my mouth (that'd be horrible). I'm saying that being confident and funny, in any way (except the "wanna hear a joke?" and "lol I just farted!" way), helps a lot.
Edited, Mar 23rd 2012 4:17pm by Mazra
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