idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Speaking of sexy,
this is sexy to me. A redhead with an SR25, with ACOG sight.
Suddenly, I suspect it would be wise for me to never **** off your wife.
My wife is more into aikido, because her parents wanted her to grow up to be
a stereotype able to protect herself from attackers. So she couldn't tell you the difference between an M9 and an M14. I'd
like to be able to say "She can kick my *** with ease" and make it sound impressive, but I reeeeaaaaally suck at anything close combat.
It's not like I can't punch or kick or anything, and I tend to carry 70lbs cases fairly easily (
which is about the weight of a standard SASS kit) so I have muscle to put behind those punches, but I've got the technique of a two year old with Parkinson's.
Luckily, I can shoot the eyes out of a tick at thirty paces and always carry a pistol.