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#13702 Mar 16 2012 at 9:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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You should teach classes on the art of brevity. I can think of at least 1 person who would benefit.
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#13703 Mar 16 2012 at 9:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'd probably do two days of that class, then I'd arc weld the doors and windows shut, attach a hose to the exhaust of my car and let that take care of my troubles. I feel the same way about kindergarten.
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#13704 Mar 16 2012 at 10:09 AM Rating: Good
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My posts are awesome whether they have content or not.
#13705 Mar 16 2012 at 10:18 AM Rating: Good
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Also, the sun is shining, it's not cold anymore. IT'S TIME FOR WITBIER!
#13706 Mar 16 2012 at 10:55 AM Rating: Good
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We skipped winter this year.
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#13707 Mar 16 2012 at 11:01 AM Rating: Good
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Time to get a case of Hoegaarden then.
#13708 Mar 16 2012 at 11:04 AM Rating: Good
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Teehee. Hoe Garden.
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#13709 Mar 16 2012 at 11:10 AM Rating: Good
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Right, I forgot that English doesn't have the oe nor the aa sound.
This is what I'm talking about!
#13710 Mar 16 2012 at 11:11 AM Rating: Default
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Booya! That's probably something like 0.01% closer to guru!

edit 2: Actually probably more like 0.1% closer to guru. I don't think it'll take another 10,000 rateups to get guru. I hope not anyway.
For god sake, get a life! The thing is your posts sucks and your life sucks. You are boring me to death with your beer and boobs posts. Go do something with your life and come back to tell us.
#13711 Mar 16 2012 at 11:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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RAWDEAL wrote:
Go do something with your life and come back to tell us.


I just ate a carrot.
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#13712 Mar 16 2012 at 11:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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Carrots are good, especially when made into cake.
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#13713 Mar 16 2012 at 11:17 AM Rating: Good
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Speaking of sexy, this is sexy to me. A redhead with an SR25, with ACOG sight.
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#13714 Mar 16 2012 at 11:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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Redheads and guns are pretty awesome.
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#13715 Mar 16 2012 at 11:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
Redheads and guns are pretty awesome.


I agree. The world needs more women with guns.
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#13716 Mar 16 2012 at 11:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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I thought about doing a google search for redheads with guns, but it probably isn't work appropriate.
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#13717 Mar 16 2012 at 11:33 AM Rating: Good
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Someone give me $27,900 so I can buy an M110 SASS.

Edited, Mar 16th 2012 1:33pm by lolgaxe
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#13718 Mar 16 2012 at 11:37 AM Rating: Decent
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RAWDEAL wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Booya! That's probably something like 0.01% closer to guru!

edit 2: Actually probably more like 0.1% closer to guru. I don't think it'll take another 10,000 rateups to get guru. I hope not anyway.
For god sake, get a life! The thing is your posts sucks and your life sucks. You are boring me to death with your beer and boobs posts. Go do something with your life and come back to tell us.

Why are you even here?
lolgaxe wrote:
Speaking of sexy, this is sexy to me. A redhead with an SR25, with ACOG sight.
Screenshot

Suddenly, I suspect it would be wise for me to never **** off your wife.
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#13719 Mar 16 2012 at 11:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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RAWDEAL wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Booya! That's probably something like 0.01% closer to guru!

edit 2: Actually probably more like 0.1% closer to guru. I don't think it'll take another 10,000 rateups to get guru. I hope not anyway.
For god sake, get a life! The thing is your posts sucks and your life sucks. You are boring me to death with your beer and boobs posts. Go do something with your life and come back to tell us.
You know RAWDEAL, I don't think I've ever seen you write more than one paragraph in a single post? Are you too stupid to string together more than a few sentences or are just too lazy to raise you lard filled limb?

We all come to the BDT to have a good time, but spam is not funny. It's crap and no one cares. Even with all your circle jerks you're still at scholar because you post nothing but crap. You are a waste of space.




That's how you do that sh*t. Geez, kids these days.

Edited, Mar 16th 2012 7:58pm by Aethien
#13720 Mar 16 2012 at 11:50 AM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Speaking of sexy, this is sexy to me. A redhead with an SR25, with ACOG sight.
Screenshot
Suddenly, I suspect it would be wise for me to never **** off your wife.
My wife is more into aikido, because her parents wanted her to grow up to be a stereotype able to protect herself from attackers. So she couldn't tell you the difference between an M9 and an M14. I'd like to be able to say "She can kick my *** with ease" and make it sound impressive, but I reeeeaaaaally suck at anything close combat. Smiley: laugh It's not like I can't punch or kick or anything, and I tend to carry 70lbs cases fairly easily (which is about the weight of a standard SASS kit) so I have muscle to put behind those punches, but I've got the technique of a two year old with Parkinson's.

Luckily, I can shoot the eyes out of a tick at thirty paces and always carry a pistol.
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#13721 Mar 16 2012 at 12:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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So I clearly need to go to a shooting range with lolgaxe
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#13722 Mar 16 2012 at 2:12 PM Rating: Decent
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
So I clearly need to go to a shooting range with lolgaxe


You guys should. Invite me too!

I'm not gonna shoot, but I will sit in a lounge chair watching you two over the top of my sunglasses.
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#13723 Mar 16 2012 at 2:15 PM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Sir Xsarus wrote:
So I clearly need to go to a shooting range with lolgaxe

You guys should. Invite me too!

I'm not gonna shoot, but I will sit in a lounge chair watching you two staring at your asses over the top of my sunglasses.
FTFY.

Assuming they have nice backsides, of course.
#13724 Mar 16 2012 at 2:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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Where do you hail from lolgaxe? ROADTRIP!!
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#13725 Mar 16 2012 at 2:40 PM Rating: Good
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Can you shoot shirtless? People do that right?
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#13726 Mar 16 2012 at 4:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dig, change your ******* avatar right now.
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