Rio, lol no, I'm not gonna bomb the mosque. I can also pass for like... Pathan or Kazakh or something, just about. My eyebrows are pretty dark and my hair isn't exactly visible.
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You need to have finished fajr by 7:40 or so at the moment. It doesn't count without taking a shower beforehand (at least in my case now), so it's not that easy.
Made it up and prayed Zuhr so it's all good, I think... but man NO ONE wakes up for every fajr unless they're like super religious or like... fancy waking up early. Some people do another prayer at 2 am too when they can just make their evening prayer extra long instead.
(You need to wash yourself before every prayer too, if you're in bad luck).
Yeah sure it's good for my postcount but if I continue I'll end up killing someone and I'm too pretty for jail.
Edit: Anmd yeah, I'm somewhat surprised he hasn't managed to kill himself in some retarded way yet. Since he's in the military there aught to be plenty of lethal objects around which he can hurt himself with.