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#13077 Feb 12 2012 at 5:25 PM Rating: Good
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As-Salāmu `Alaykum or whatever.
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#13078 Feb 12 2012 at 5:30 PM Rating: Good
Wa Alaikum Masalaam, Jazakallah Khair. Smiley: smile
#13079 Feb 12 2012 at 5:44 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, I have no idea what that means. I copy-pasted the above from Wikipedia. Smiley: um
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#13080 Feb 12 2012 at 6:41 PM Rating: Good
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Converted to Islam. People cried, I got free stuff. Someone hit me if I use profanities or show my boobs in this thread, kthx.


Does that mean you're like the white guy in Four Lions?


Edited, Feb 12th 2012 7:49pm by Sgriob
#13081 Feb 12 2012 at 6:51 PM Rating: Good
You can wiki that as well, Maz.

Rio, lol no, I'm not gonna bomb the mosque. I can also pass for like... Pathan or Kazakh or something, just about. My eyebrows are pretty dark and my hair isn't exactly visible.
#13082 Feb 12 2012 at 8:23 PM Rating: Excellent
LEAVE WHITNEY ALONE!
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#13083 Feb 12 2012 at 11:07 PM Rating: Good
Cool beans Kali. I hope that the spiritual path you have chosen is good to you. Smiley: smile
#13084 Feb 13 2012 at 3:56 AM Rating: Good
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This is it! The essence of the internet distilled into one blog.
Needless to say, it's *NSFW*
#13085 Feb 13 2012 at 5:15 AM Rating: Good
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Also, I think the BDT is catching up with me. HALP!
#13086 Feb 13 2012 at 6:22 AM Rating: Good
I missed Fajr prayer today. -_-

Damn early timing. At least I can make it up in half an hour...
#13087 Feb 13 2012 at 6:38 AM Rating: Good
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You're a terrible Muslim Kali. Smiley: tongue
#13088 Feb 13 2012 at 7:29 AM Rating: Good
You need to have finished fajr by 7:40 or so at the moment. It doesn't count without taking a shower beforehand (at least in my case now), so it's not that easy.

Made it up and prayed Zuhr so it's all good, I think... but man NO ONE wakes up for every fajr unless they're like super religious or like... fancy waking up early. Some people do another prayer at 2 am too when they can just make their evening prayer extra long instead.

(You need to wash yourself before every prayer too, if you're in bad luck).
#13089 Feb 13 2012 at 8:42 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
The essence of the internet distilled into one blog.
Yeah, a page full of lies. I spied some otters and bunnies in there as well. Smiley: mad
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#13090 Feb 13 2012 at 8:58 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
The essence of the internet distilled into one blog.
Yeah, a page full of lies. I spied some otters and bunnies in there as well. Smiley: mad
Oh ***** you.


Also, I'm now apparently arguing with Alma. Could anyone come over here and slap me in the face so I don't do it again?
#13091 Feb 13 2012 at 9:27 AM Rating: Good
He still exists?

I suppose it's good for your postcount.
#13092 Feb 13 2012 at 9:36 AM Rating: Good
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Kalivha wrote:
I suppose it's good for your postcount.
Teehee.
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#13093 Feb 13 2012 at 9:43 AM Rating: Good
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Yeah sure it's good for my postcount but if I continue I'll end up killing someone and I'm too pretty for jail.

Edit: Anmd yeah, I'm somewhat surprised he hasn't managed to kill himself in some retarded way yet. Since he's in the military there aught to be plenty of lethal objects around which he can hurt himself with.

Edited, Feb 13th 2012 4:45pm by Aethien
#13094 Feb 13 2012 at 10:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:

Also, I'm now apparently arguing with Alma. Could anyone come over here and slap me in the face so I don't do it again?


Smiley: lol

Awww why stop the fun? Smiley: rolleyes
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#13095 Feb 13 2012 at 10:57 AM Rating: Good
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#13096 Feb 13 2012 at 11:00 AM Rating: Good
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I'd say that's closer to starting the fun than stopping it. And that's from my point of view.
#13097 Feb 13 2012 at 11:01 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Since he's in the military there aught to be plenty of lethal objects around which he can hurt himself with.
Yeah, but he's basically a computer tech in the military.
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#13098 Feb 13 2012 at 11:02 AM Rating: Good
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Damn you Fishy!
#13099 Feb 13 2012 at 11:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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I love having premium.


Smiley: nod
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#13100 Feb 13 2012 at 11:03 AM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Since he's in the military there aught to be plenty of lethal objects around which he can hurt himself with.
Yeah, but he's basically a computer tech in the military.
Isn't it still technically possible for him to get run over by a tank or something?
Tanks can drive through most buildings, right?
#13101 Feb 13 2012 at 11:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Since he's in the military there aught to be plenty of lethal objects around which he can hurt himself with.
Yeah, but he's basically a computer tech in the military.
Isn't it still technically possible for him to get run over by a tank or something?
Tanks can drive through most buildings, right?


Computer tech, those are always the first to go in every spy movie I've seen... Smiley: disappointed
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