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#12727 Jan 23 2012 at 5:19 PM Rating: Good
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#12728 Jan 23 2012 at 5:49 PM Rating: Good
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Sounds like wise words from a married man.
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#12729 Jan 23 2012 at 9:27 PM Rating: Good
Boys... Keeping it in the same spot the whole time is not that fun. At least for me. I like playing around with the crashes and falls of the waves. Smiley: grin
#12730 Jan 24 2012 at 2:10 AM Rating: Good
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Hey, the harness is attached to your leg, you can still wiggle around.
Plus if I don't have to hold the thing there's other places I can play with with my hands. Smiley: sly
#12731 Jan 24 2012 at 10:20 AM Rating: Good
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The man's got a point.
#12732 Jan 24 2012 at 2:07 PM Rating: Good
His Excellency Aethien wrote:

Plus if I don't have to hold the thing there's other places I can play with with my hands. Smiley: sly


Okay fine, I suppose that's a valid point. Smiley: tongue
#12733 Jan 25 2012 at 6:20 AM Rating: Good
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Or I could, yeknow, drink a beer while watching you. Smiley: grin
#12734 Jan 25 2012 at 11:30 AM Rating: Good
Lazy butt. Smiley: tongue
#12735 Jan 25 2012 at 12:10 PM Rating: Good
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Lazy? Not at all. I'd use the time to think of other things I can do with/to you.
Tickling the soles of your feet is probably entertaining if you're tied up and the wand is still on. Smiley: sly
#12736 Jan 25 2012 at 1:16 PM Rating: Good
-_- The bottom of my feet are off limits.
#12737 Jan 25 2012 at 1:17 PM Rating: Good
I start kicking if someone goes there.

Uni is interesting. I know about 50% of both the Arabic and the Actuary postgrads. Hmm.
#12738 Jan 25 2012 at 2:31 PM Rating: Good
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Not much you can do about it if you're tied up. Kicking is a lot harder as well in that situation. Smiley: sly
#12739 Jan 25 2012 at 9:25 PM Rating: Good
lolgaxe, this is for you.

#12740 Jan 26 2012 at 3:02 AM Rating: Good
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loud noises
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Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
#12741 Jan 26 2012 at 8:59 AM Rating: Good
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I bet she tastes like cotton candy~
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#12742 Jan 26 2012 at 11:07 AM Rating: Good
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Gaxe, it escapes me how a military guy can be such a hardcore brony.
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#12743 Jan 26 2012 at 11:08 AM Rating: Good
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Having a two year old daughter is a big part of it.
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#12744 Jan 26 2012 at 11:17 AM Rating: Good
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Who of you is good at giving massages?
#12745 Jan 26 2012 at 11:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Who of you is good at giving massages?


*raises hand*

Unfortunately my hands tend to ache after only a few minutes these days, so I'm not nearly as good as I used to be. Aging sucks sometimes.
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#12746 Jan 26 2012 at 12:25 PM Rating: Good
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Use more massaging oil. Also, grab the next flight to the Netherlands, I need a massage, badly.
#12747 Jan 26 2012 at 2:51 PM Rating: Good
Me too! I have a really bad knot in my back and it hurts so bad. Smiley: frown It really makes me appreciate having a boyfriend that is a LMT, even if I'm too far away now to benefit.
#12748 Jan 26 2012 at 3:00 PM Rating: Good
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See I have the problem that I'm really good at giving massages which pretty much means I never ever get one because I'll give one and then the receiving party either goes to sleep or we have sex.
Also, my shoulders and neck feel like they're encased in a block of concrete. Burning hot concrete.
#12749 Jan 26 2012 at 3:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smiley: frown
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#12750 Jan 26 2012 at 3:26 PM Rating: Good
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Why the sadface Xsarus?
#12751 Jan 26 2012 at 3:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm expressing empathy for your sore muscles.
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