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#12702
Jan 23 2012 at 12:36 AM
Nah, that thing looks more like a gag gift than anything else. Perhaps if it didn't do the breathing thing I could take it seriously as a sex toy.
#12703
Jan 23 2012 at 1:51 AM
IDrownFish wrote:
Well... there's always Darth Invader.
lulz
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idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
#12704
Jan 23 2012 at 1:56 AM
I shared some of my photos from this weekends fishing/drinking extravaganza.
Awesome weekend.
Awesome weekend.
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idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
#12705
Jan 23 2012 at 2:34 AM
Added a video of me dealing with dangerous creatures.
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idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
#12706
Jan 23 2012 at 4:30 AM
IDrownFish wrote:
Well... there's always Darth Invader the Hitachi Magic Wand.
#12707
Jan 23 2012 at 4:47 AM
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
IDrownFish wrote:
Well... there's always Darth Invader the Hitachi Magic Wand.
If I'd linked the picture it would of been way more NSFW and veiny.
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idiggory wrote:
Drinking at home. But I could probably stand to get laid.
#12708
Jan 23 2012 at 5:43 AM
While I would love to give all the lovely ladies around the world a taste of my personal magic wand, there's some practical issues with that so this'll do.
#12709
Jan 23 2012 at 6:07 AM
#12710
Jan 23 2012 at 7:40 AM
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Feeling lonely and horny tonight... I wish I was back up in Eugene so bad right now.
That sentence is so confusing when you know that Eugene is also a (male) first name.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
#12711
Jan 23 2012 at 8:04 AM
Mazra wrote:
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Feeling lonely and horny tonight... I wish I was back up in Eugene so bad right now.
That sentence is so confusing when you know that Eugene is also a (male) first name.
#12712
Jan 23 2012 at 8:40 AM
#12714
Jan 23 2012 at 8:55 AM
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Mazra wrote:
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Feeling lonely and horny tonight... I wish I was back up in Eugene so bad right now.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
#12715
Jan 23 2012 at 11:11 AM
Also Maz, did you make a FL account or not? 
#12716
Jan 23 2012 at 12:28 PM
Æth, I keep thinking you're Maz.
Ugh, my friend didn't show up. I waited in the prayer room from before Asr (so about 14:20) till after Maghrib (16:40 or so). Personal record for times hearing the Takbir in one day, I guess... Lulz, building Arabic words into my sentences is amusing.
Ugh, my friend didn't show up. I waited in the prayer room from before Asr (so about 14:20) till after Maghrib (16:40 or so). Personal record for times hearing the Takbir in one day, I guess... Lulz, building Arabic words into my sentences is amusing.
#12717
Jan 23 2012 at 12:59 PM
Kalivha wrote:
Æth, I keep thinking you're Maz.
#12718
Jan 23 2012 at 1:17 PM
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
IDrownFish wrote:
Well... there's always Darth Invader the Hitachi Magic Wand.
I have one, and yes... yes it is. It's a little trickier to use now with my piercing, but I got it figured out after a month or so.
Actually only one of my men live in Eugene. But the other two live within an hour and a half drive, so they're still relatively close.
#12719
Jan 23 2012 at 1:56 PM
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
IDrownFish wrote:
Well... there's always Darth Invader the Hitachi Magic Wand.
I have one, and yes... yes it is. It's a little trickier to use now with my piercing, but I got it figured out after a month or so.
Actually only one of my men live in Eugene. But the other two live within an hour and a half drive, so they're still relatively close.
#12720
Jan 23 2012 at 3:37 PM
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Kalivha wrote:
Æth, I keep thinking you're Maz.
Me three. It's kind of neat.
And no, I didn't make a Fetlife account.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
#12722
Jan 23 2012 at 4:48 PM
Pfft, lazy Aeth! It feels so much better when your partner uses it on you. That way it isn't your hand cramping up (cause that thing is pretty heavy) and you can just lay back, relax, and enjoy the ride.
#12723
Jan 23 2012 at 4:55 PM
I don't mind operating the machinery, but I'm taking my beer with me.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
#12724
Jan 23 2012 at 5:07 PM
Eh, there's harnesses to make sure the wand stays in place. So alternative plan is to tie her up, put the wand in the harness, turn the wand on, sit back and enjoy your beer while you watch the spectacle.
#12725
Jan 23 2012 at 5:13 PM
That's boring to watch. Just leave and go see the game and come back in a few hours.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
#12726
Jan 23 2012 at 5:16 PM
We're talking about the wand, right? Why waste money? Get four straps and latch her to the edge of the washing machine. She enjoys the ride, you save a few bucks, and the laundry gets done. Multitasking is the only way to go.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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