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#12552 Jan 17 2012 at 2:49 PM Rating: Good
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I don't know how to ice skate.

There's not much reason to learn down here.
Then you're a failure as a human being. Sorry.


Also:
Painful ankles: Check.
Aching feet: Check.
Blisters: Check.
Muscle ache: Check.
Happpy, happy Aeth: Check and double check.

I calculated that I've skated about 65-70km today. Smiley: smile
#12553 Jan 17 2012 at 2:57 PM Rating: Good
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Fish, ice skating is a lot like roller skating. The only difference is that falling also involves leaving a freeze branded impression of your pockets' contents.

Good stuff.
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#12554 Jan 17 2012 at 3:14 PM Rating: Good
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And ice skating is about 10 times as awesome.
#12555 Jan 17 2012 at 3:22 PM Rating: Good
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We went ice skating in Rockefeller over my Christmas vacation. Well, my wife ice skated. I kind of just let momentum do it's thing while I carried/pulled my daughter along.
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#12556 Jan 17 2012 at 3:44 PM Rating: Good
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Also, I was looking for new skates because mine are old, not a perfect fit and kind of cheap and I want a pair that's a step up in quality (also, I want clap skates).

Starting price for that category of skates: €500. ****.
#12557 Jan 17 2012 at 3:54 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, I don't mind renting a pair for that one time in a decade I go skating.

€500 is a lot of beer.
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#12558 Jan 17 2012 at 4:04 PM Rating: Good
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I go skating a couple of times a year and each year I tell myself I'll go more often because skating is the greatest feeling in the world.
Also, rented skates suck donkey balls.
#12559 Jan 17 2012 at 4:25 PM Rating: Good
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Skill > gear

And there's a sexual innuendo in there somewhere.
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#12560 Jan 17 2012 at 4:28 PM Rating: Good
Ice skating is fun, but hard if you aren't used to it. I've only done it once as an adult, but I enjoyed myself.
#12561 Jan 17 2012 at 4:35 PM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
Skill > gear

And there's a sexual innuendo in there somewhere.
When bad gear equals pain, I like to add good gear to my skill. I'm a pretty decent skater and I'd love to have clap skates because they allow for more natural and fluent movements, sadly they don't rent those out and there's really no other way to try them than to just buy a pair... >.>
#12562 Jan 17 2012 at 4:52 PM Rating: Good
For certain Kate fans here :)

Kate Beckinsale

#12563 Jan 17 2012 at 4:57 PM Rating: Good
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Rarebeast (your friendly bored druid pharmacist) :)


Question: What would happen if I was taking Isotretinoin and decided to have a couple of beers, or hell, any of the other stuff I'm not allowed because of this god damned drug that's also the most awesome thing ever. I was under the impression that I was supposed to avoid this stuff because my liver wouldn't be able to handle processing the drug as well as the other crap, but I'm starting to think that it'll just interfere with how well the drug works.



There is no particular interaction between Isotretinoin & Alcohol. The only thing you need to worry about is overloading your liver. This would rarely be an issue unless you were a regular heavy drinker, already had liver issues or were adversly effected by the Isotretinoin. Drinking in moderation should be no problem at all.

#12564 Jan 17 2012 at 5:05 PM Rating: Good
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I remember back when I was younger I used to have a pharmacist friend.

He'd whip us up bizarre pharmy cocktails of fun.

Ahhh youth....



I have unfortunately lost my formula for "Pharmacy Kahlua" which we used to make up at Uni. It had a little bit of brandy, vanilla essence, coffee, sugar syrup, water and 90% alcohol. Final alcohol content was around 22% though :)

We used to make up 40 litre drums (about 10 gallons) for our SUPA (Sydney Uni Pharmacy Assoc) harbor cruises. Lot of fantasticly bad nights were had :)

#12565 Jan 17 2012 at 5:07 PM Rating: Good
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Friar RareBeast wrote:
For certain Kate fans here :)

Kate Beckinsale


That woman seriously has the most sexy profile ever.
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#12566 Jan 17 2012 at 5:11 PM Rating: Good
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Also, a couple of days ago I was looking up the flavourings in Rohypnol (because it tastes awesome, okay?) and apparently it's illegal in the US. Lulz.


It is almost never used here in Australia now. It certainly has its uses (as in your case) but has a very bad name here due to many cases of date rape. They actually changed the formulation here and included a blue dye in the tablet to make it noticeable if someone had slipped one in your drink.....


#12567 Jan 17 2012 at 6:34 PM Rating: Good
That's a pretty awesome idea, but really only works if the drink isn't a dark color.
#12568 Jan 17 2012 at 10:13 PM Rating: Good
Mazra wrote:
Fish, ice skating is a lot like roller skating. The only difference is that falling also involves leaving a freeze branded impression of your pockets' contents.

Good stuff.


The problem is there's only one place to skate down here, and that's the ice rink at the mall. There's no frozen lakes, no really free public places, and in general just not worth really learning how. More people than not don't know how to ice skate down here.
#12569 Jan 17 2012 at 11:10 PM Rating: Good
That's true even in Oregon. Hell, the local ice rink was rumored to have to shut down due to lack of business. I don't know if it actually happened, but they were talking about it.
#12570 Jan 18 2012 at 5:10 AM Rating: Good
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That's true even in Oregon. Hell, the local ice rink was rumored to have to shut down due to lack of business. I don't know if it actually happened, but they were talking about it.


Can't you just skate on that stuff they have outside in the winter, I think they call it ice.
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#12571 Jan 18 2012 at 5:57 AM Rating: Good
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You poor poor people, how can you live without skating?



Also, all my muscles are sore. I feel like an 80 year old who's misplaced his walking stick.
#12572 Jan 18 2012 at 6:05 AM Rating: Good
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
That's a pretty awesome idea, but really only works if the drink isn't a dark color.


Modern Rohypnol tablets are not just dyed, they're also compressed so that they only really dissolve in hot liquids, and even if the drink is dark and hot, the tablet, when dissolved, leaves a green residue in the glass.

So if you've had a glass of... warm Bacardi Coke... eurgh, and the glass is suddenly green on the inside, you may want to call a cab.
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#12573 Jan 18 2012 at 1:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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Horsemouth wrote:
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That's true even in Oregon. Hell, the local ice rink was rumored to have to shut down due to lack of business. I don't know if it actually happened, but they were talking about it.


Can't you just skate on that stuff they have outside in the winter, I think they call it ice.


Our Ice is a little liquidly around here, but we make the most of it. You can have a lot of fun with an old cardboard box and a wet slope. Who needs snow to go sledding? Smiley: nod
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#12574 Jan 18 2012 at 1:04 PM Rating: Good
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Also with lots of sand and a plastic stretcher. Who needs cold to go sledding? Smiley: grin
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#12575 Jan 18 2012 at 1:41 PM Rating: Good
You can go skiing in Dubai year round, right?

On Rohypnol: They're green on the outside, bright blue on the inside. It's way easy to make powder from them and that powder tastes delicious (which is why I want to know what else they put in there in the first place). I wouldn't be surprised if you could taste that through a drink, though.

And yeah, you'd want to dissolve that **** in acetone or something, drinks won't cut it. (Actually, you can convert most organic drugs to a hydrophobic, i.e. not water soluble, form, if I remember correctly - but bioavailability if you just swallow it will suffer.)
#12576 Jan 18 2012 at 1:44 PM Rating: Good
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Horsemouth wrote:
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
That's true even in Oregon. Hell, the local ice rink was rumored to have to shut down due to lack of business. I don't know if it actually happened, but they were talking about it.


Can't you just skate on that stuff they have outside in the winter, I think they call it ice.


Our Ice is a little liquidly around here, but we make the most of it. You can have a lot of fun with an old cardboard box and a wet slope. Who needs snow to go sledding? Smiley: nod


lol protein. Oregon is an interesting state as far as weather goes. In Western Oregon, where I live and I think protein does too, the climate is considered a "temperate rain forest" or at least that was what I was told in high school biology class. It rains here a lot, but the weather is pretty mild for the most part. On the coast that is particularly true.

Here in the town I grew up in, we have 2.5 seasons. I say a half because the half doesn't last longer than a few weeks. About 8 months of the year, it rains. The temperature varies a bit, but for the most part it's just rainy. Then towards the middle or end of May, it stops raining and starts warming up. Still, even during our "summer" we still get the occasional fog and cold day. Then in the first 2-3 weeks of September, it gets really f-ing hot. At least for Brookings anyways. Like in the low 90's. Ironically, this always coincides with the start of the school year for the primary and secondary kids. So instead of being able to go out and enjoy the hot weather, they're in a classroom with their legs stuck to their seats and sweating miserably. Fun stuff.

In Eugene, we actually have the 4 seasons, which is pretty nice, but the weather is more extreme. Winters there are a lot colder than they are here. Well, right now we're in a pretty rough storm all up and down the coast, and according to the interwebs, we're at about the same temperature @ 46F. A couple weeks ago though Brookings had some freak weather and it was in the 60's here. In January. It was close to freezing in Eugene during this same time. Of course summers are a lot warmer as well and it usually stays nice until mid-October. Sometimes the summers are too hot. It's not uncommon for the weather to be in the high 80's to low 90's on a regular basis.

It very rarely snows either on the coast or in the valleys though. On the coast it's a lot more rare because the weather is milder and the salt in the air. I think in my 22 years of living in Oregon, it's snowed maybe 3 or 4 times in Brookings? I mean real snow, like a couple inches or more. In the valley areas, it snows every 3 or years or so from what I've seen.

Now Eastern Eugene, they've got really weird weather. There's a small mountain range down the middle of the state, as you can see here. Okay, it starts up in Washington and ends up in Northern California, but you get my meaning. On the other side of the mountains, they get snow. Like a lot of snow. Pretty much every year. And I think their summers are a lot warmer too. Y'know how Oregon has this reputation of being green? That's only true of the Western half. The Eastern half really resembles Nevada more than the rest of the state. There's lots of rocks, not quite so many trees, and even some desert-like areas. They're weird. Smiley: tongue

Heh, never thought I'd drone on about weather for that many paragraphs lol.
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