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Okay, I'm a little tipsy now. Hertog Jan was for sale at the supermarket today and I couldn't resist since my weekend didn'rt quite go as I planned it and I'm sort of drowning my ****** feelings in alcohol since I can't blame anyone since it's not anyones fault and this setence is going on for wqay too long, also I got tired of hitting tje backspace button all the time so I may be more than a little tipsy given the numvber of squiggly red lines underneath words.

Okay, now really, seriuosyl, thingy, a little tipsy does not really describe me today. Maybe I should have eaten more becaus ethis beer is hurting me. really, it hurts,. Also, I need to stare at my keyboard to sort of hit the right keys...
It's kind of fun to pour the beer and try to get it just right so the whole can fits in one go and there's a nice head to the beer but then I have to drink it all before I can do it again and they're 0.5l bottles so maybe this isn't sudh a good thing. Buh.
Also, you know those panties I linked a couple posts back? (the "fake" ones, not the stupidly expensive "real" ones) look absolutely ******* amazing in real life. Seriously. I just had to share that.
Andf I'm rambling am I not? Well **** you if you don't like it cause I'm going to ramble anyway, I think I usually do this when I'm drunk although I don't really want to read back drunk posts because I'm embarrased about my horrible fail typing.
And I'm pretty much drunk or at least I have that tingfling feeling all over my body that uually comes with being drink and I don't care anymore if I **** up my typing because **** the backspace button, well not literally bnut you know what I mean.

Haha, drunk posting.

I made amazing tarka daal today, and omelette. Not so amazing rice - my flatmate said my rice looked too hard so I ended up overcooking it.

Also, speaking of kids' shows, as my hard drive is kind of stuck in Glasgow, I'm watching stuff that isn't on there, like iCarly. Yeah... I don't even know.

Reminded me of this.

I am drunk and I am listening to Queen, Queen is ******* AWEOSME! I also may or may not be singing along to Bohemian Rhapsody.

typing is styarting to be areal challenge. Also, Killer Queen by Queen is playing right now, it's cool.

We're all wizards.

YOU GUYS NEED TO POST WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY MOAR CAUSENI DON"T WANT TO QUADRUPLE THINGY POST CAUSE THAT LOOOKS LIKE SPAMMinG> ALSI< I"M USIMNG SHIFT LIKE A BOSS.

I mostly think it's really funny.

Whelp, I'm at the stage where's I'm way topo honest for my own good, if you wanted to abuse that, now is the time. Alsop, why am I saying this> It's like I want to be abused,. maybe I have some unknown to me rape fantasises, who knows. I'm ****** u in the head anyway so a little more can't be that bad, right?> Right!?

I'm in a really lovey dovey mood tonight, like everyone is awesome and cute and pretty and ********* It's like I've had XTC, or jhow I've always imagined takig XTC would be like only I'm pretty sure Hertog Jan isn't made with XTC.

I think Aeth is posing as drunk just to +4 without being banned.

I'm trying! You guys just post too slowly!