There's probably some gems in the E-Laid thread where he reacts to photos of Theo, Filter and other male inhabitants of this forum which would make for a nice title, seeing as how Diglett starts drooling over half the pictures of male posters he gets to see.
"Btw, you're hot too... More pics!" Is in the first few pages, that would work as a title.
Also Horse, Diglett hates you and he won't ding on a Sunday. I think he also wants to ***** you.