Overlord Norellicus wrote:
Preeeeeeetty sure the article isn't being sarcastic. I know people like that, and I know for certain that christwire is meant to be a portal of sorts for the evangelical types. There's nothing prankster about it like The Onion.
The site is satirical, as the comments below the article reveal.
Brian wrote:
As far as I know from Bible School the only acceptable position is for a woman to lay on her stomach, arch her back a little, and talk in a low voice while her husband prays inside her dukie-door.
The reason I know this so well is that we’re required to practice it over and over with the good Pastor Chester until we get it right.
Rev. S. Mutt wrote:
Pastor Chester is a good man. I, too, have held many pre-marriage counseling sessions with young couples instructing them on proper positioning for moral, sexual reproduction intercourse.
Even the use of the word “doggy-style†disgusts me.
I’ll pray for you.
Brian wrote:
Thank you Rev Mutt. I am disgusted by the carnality of it also. However, as the good Pastor Chester reminds us, the path to overcoming sin is to confront it, over and over, and over and over.
But not in a gay way.
Melissa wrote:
I am so appreciative of all this insightful banter. My husband has been asking me about this since we had our second child 2 years ago and are about ready to try intercourse again. My only question is, how do you properly cut a hole in the sheet for this sort of position. I’m afraid if it is too low he might think I want him to go **** and report me to the almighty. What sorts of measurements should I use?
Thanks so much.
Melissa
Susan wrote:
why are you using a sheet? are you in the Klan?
Cody wrote:
The only lampooning is what a lonely cowboy does with one a them sheep by the privacy of the campfire. Long as nobody talks about it, it ain’t bestiality, and at least no one’s *****.
Cody Wing, Cowboy for Christ
I think the most obvious proof that they're being satirical is this one comment made after someone by the name Aaron starts asking them if they're being serious and then engages in a long debate about whether or not he's a homosexual, black, Muslim terrorist:
Timmay wrote:
Like a fish biting at the same baited hook over and over and over...