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I think you just want to check out blue alien *****.



So I'm suddenly **************************************************** becoming a teacher[/link].

Also, Yay for reclaiming the word ****!

ROFL

Fortunately, I have no problems giving F's to students who earn them.

I'm also going to be giving my classes some remedial logic lessons, to help make up for the ridiculous lack of it in public schools.

Whenever someone says the underlined statement they are always going to be racist and mean it in a racist way.

Sure, but the quality is a lot lower from that. Lenses are ridiculously complicated and a 50mm F1.8 lens is only €110 so it's not like building your own lens has any realistic advantages.
Reverse mount a 50mm on bellows and you can do the crazy spider eyes **** that freaks Maz out.
The tricky part is getting enough sharp depth since with a reverse mounted 50mm on a bellows even at the smallest aperture you're still left with a sharp depth of less than half a milimeter.

Aperture is how far the lens opens, F1.8 means that it's maximum opening is 1/1.8th. A larger opening means more light entering the lens and less sharp depth. A smaller opening means more sharp depth and less light entering the lens up to roughly halfway between the smallest and largest opening of a lens because once you go even smaller the light is scattered a little when it hits the edges of the opening and it gets a little blurry.

50mm is the focal length which is more mathy stuff about light.

Bellows are fairly obvious, I think. mounting one between your camera and the lens allows you to get even closer to your subject while still being able to focus due to the fact that your lens is further away from your camera, although I can't remember exactly how this works.
Reverse mounting a lens onto another lens gives the same kind of scary macro but it causes a lot of vignetting which isn't quite as cool.


But in essence, with about €200-250 worth of equipment I can make photos that scare the everliving **** out of Maz, Diglett and Kao.





Also, I know that you're probably going to ignore what I wrote here but I had to type it anyway.

Go watch the video, instead. D:

I go by the logic that the student will get educated when they serve Hispanics while working at the local fast food joint.

People don't know any better. If you hear all around you how hispanics are bad and how they're to blame for everything eventually you're going to believe that.

It's kind of pointless to not hide the maths because you can't do it without a computer, anyway. Those people probably don't fully understand it themselves.

They also have a number of other videos.

I know there's more. I'm watching the Schrödinger's cat video now.
And I still don't like how they faded out when they started talking about the math it's sort of like they're holding back info and even though I wouldn't be able to do anything with the info I still want it because I'm curious.






Also, if I ever own a cat it's name will be Schrödinger.