OMG Kali... There's this thread on fetlife you have to go read. It was posted by one of my friends and it's hilarious.
Linky It's about some guy who sent her a message on OkCupid, but he types like the video in Maz's sig. In fact, someone actually posted a link to that video in the thread.
Also, bacon in pancakes? O.o You people are weird.