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#4352 Mar 04 2011 at 11:18 AM Rating: Good
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Thanks.

Except, I seem to skip bits of words recently. Mostly stuff after the apostrophe, and the apostrophe itself.

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But yeah, they should given Prowl

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What with the names?


It would appear my keyboard is rebelling against me. That not very nice of it.
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#4353 Mar 04 2011 at 11:59 AM Rating: Good
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That or you are drunk.

Now which is more likely...
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#4354 Mar 04 2011 at 12:35 PM Rating: Good
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idiggory wrote:
That or you are drunk.

Now which is more likely...


It's only 7:40 PM here. I don't bother getting my buzz on this late.

I think all this writing in English is having a negative effect on my... well, English writing skills. I'm turning into a stupid more and more as days go by. Soon my posts will looks (seriously, NOW the 's' returns? ed.) like this:

hai gusy so i wuz liek out dis nite ryte n ma m8 sed 2 me dat he wuz liek rly in2 gaemin rite n so dat i stabs him!11!!!1 /tooflessgrin

Edited, Mar 4th 2011 7:36pm by Mazra
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#4355 Mar 04 2011 at 1:20 PM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
hai gusy so i wuz liek out dis nite ryte n ma m8 sed 2 me dat he wuz liek rly in2 gaemin rite n so dat i stabs him!11!!!1 /tooflessgrin


I went to London once. That's pretty much how they speak there. Bloody neds. My favourite accent. Also one of the best TV shows in Britain. Lots of swearing, not safe for work.
#4356 Mar 04 2011 at 1:43 PM Rating: Good
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I've got a mate who lives in (on?) New Zealand and I swear to god, I sometimes cannot interpret his Facebook messages.

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Wel,i took my 2 girls out 4 valentines lunch 2day @ breakerz,n 2 tel u the truth,there food waz poor,nt happi @ all,on my behalf @ least da thougt counted


Considering most of his friends from over there seem to write identical stuff, I'm guessing it's some kind of weird written NZ dialect.
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#4357 Mar 04 2011 at 1:54 PM Rating: Good
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NZ accents are so weird. We did a lot of work on the Maori in my Pacific Histories class, and it involved quite a few videos.
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#4358 Mar 05 2011 at 6:28 AM Rating: Good
I like NZ accents. I had a dream of going to NZ last night (I was technically going to Singapore via Australia and NZ, but whatever).

The best accents ever still have got to be Edinburgh and ... eh... probably Galway.
#4359 Mar 05 2011 at 7:14 AM Rating: Good
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I want to talk with the same accent as Ricky Gervais.
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#4360 Mar 05 2011 at 8:27 AM Rating: Good
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#4361 Mar 05 2011 at 11:07 AM Rating: Good
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#4362 Mar 06 2011 at 12:19 PM Rating: Good
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1 day with no new posts in the Druid forum? FOR SHAME.
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#4363 Mar 06 2011 at 1:10 PM Rating: Good
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I'm so @#%^ing angry right now, I feel like breaking someone's head off and puking down their neck.

Tax just called. They want some money back. I've been living off of government funds for two years, having no income on the side, and for some reason they weren't able to calculate my income.

Here, tax office, I'll do the math for you for next year:

Government funds: 64,000 DKK
Other income: 0 DKK

Total: 64,000 DKK

Now, tell me how the @#%^ you messed that up.

And my ISP is being a total douche bag and is sending my Rift connection via New York for a server in Holland. Sure, why not. Who cares about 30ms when they can have 300,000ms instead.

Also, the administration at my school consists of @#%^wits who thinks a day consists of 25 hours and a week of eight days.

Sorry for the cussing. Had to vent and 'goddarnit' just doesn't work.

Edited, Mar 6th 2011 9:10pm by Mazra
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#4364 Mar 06 2011 at 1:37 PM Rating: Good
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Gah, that really sucks. :(
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#4365 Mar 06 2011 at 2:30 PM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
Here, tax office, I'll do the math for you for next year:

Government funds: 64,000 DKK
Other income: 0 DKK

Total: 64,000 DKK

Now, tell me how the @#%^ you messed that up.
That's how this works here. Smiley: smile
#4366 Mar 06 2011 at 6:59 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, well, you don't pay 50% in taxes, do you? Smiley: tongue
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#4367 Mar 07 2011 at 6:10 AM Rating: Good
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I'd have to make a whole lot more money before I'd have to pay 50% income taxes. And what I meant was that government funds aren't counted as income here because taxing that would be rather stupid.
#4368 Mar 07 2011 at 8:53 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
I'd have to make a whole lot more money before I'd have to pay 50% income taxes. And what I meant was that government funds aren't counted as income here because taxing that would be rather stupid.


Yeah, it is stupid. Double the work for no reason.

Government dude: Here's some money for your study.
Mazra: Thanks!
Government dude: By the way, we're going to keep half of it.
Mazra: Uh, okay...
Government dude: Also, we weren't able to successfully calculate what half of what we originally gave you was, so we'll be taking some more.

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#4369 Mar 07 2011 at 11:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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Here in 'merica we don't believe in silly things like taxes and government.

With 2 kids I'll probably be getting back everything in refunds next year...


Edited, Mar 7th 2011 9:37am by someproteinguy
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#4370 Mar 07 2011 at 12:11 PM Rating: Good
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And that's why we are in the middle of the worst recession we've seen in a century. :3
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#4371 Mar 07 2011 at 12:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well that and we decided to give all our money to China or something... I can't say I ever took more then 1 economics class... Smiley: grin
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#4372 Mar 07 2011 at 5:05 PM Rating: Good
Wait, I thought we borrowed money from China... Oh and whoever tells you that the government here doesn't tax government aid is full of ****. All of my boyfriend's income this year was unemployment benefits, and he didn't get a full refund. He got most of it back, but there was still about 25% that was kept.
#4373 Mar 07 2011 at 9:02 PM Rating: Good
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Sometimes I wonder why the hell I cheesed my five placement matches in Starcraft 2. It put me in gold league and because I'm only facing favored opponents, I can't lose any points, meaning I stay in gold league.

And I suck at the game. By the time I have a decent amount of units up, I'm getting roflstomped by someone with 10x the army.

Come on ladder reset! Pleeeease.
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#4374 Mar 07 2011 at 9:18 PM Rating: Good
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I SUCK at RTS games. I'm the guy who tries to turtle as he builds up a massive base. And that just doesn't work. :(

Everyone else always seems to be able to move 50x faster than me--it's like the whole match is pure muscle memory for them...

And that makes me wonder what the fun part is.

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#4376 Mar 08 2011 at 8:00 PM Rating: Good
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Edit: Dammit, Rio. Below is a response to idiggory.

Yeah, I don't get why, though. I've got pretty good multitasking skills in general, and I'm fairly fast on the trigger in FPS and games like World of Warcraft (PvP), but in RTS games, I suck. Like a vacuum.

Sure, I can drill myself into making buildings and units at specific times, but once the game changes, ie. if the opponent does something unexpected, it's just game over. And once I reach the point where I've gotten a bit of an army, I completely forget about macro and just focus entirely on microing what I've got.

And I also seem to be unable to learn what I experience in that game. For instance, I just played some practice matches against a medium AI and got roflstomped by an 8-minute Marauder/Marine push while I was trying to build Banshees. Next game, I tweaked my build a bit and easily deflected that push while getting Banshees in the opponent's base, raping his economy. However, if I did another game then the opponent could kill me with an identical push.

It just won't goddamn stick. And it frustrates me. Perhaps because I rushed into the game. I went from playing the single player campaign on easy with cheats (no kidding) to 2v2's with Delinja who is like Diamond league or something now. I basically did no research, still have next to no experience compared to the veterans out there, and my entire career in that game has been all about getting told what I'm doing wrong and what I'm doing right in a given moment, so there's been no gaining of knowledge, really.

In WoW, I've got years of experience, I know every class pretty well (even if it's just the basics, it still allows me to find weaknesses and exploit them) and I know my own class to the bone (despite being changed pretty drastically lately). It allows for a freedom, or a feeling of being on top, that I don't get in RTS games. If I encounter a Rogue on my Druid, I'm pretty confident that I know what I could do to attempt to win against him, using the knowledge I've gained over the years. Makes it all much more relaxed and fun, actually. In RTS games, or SC2 specifically, the thoughts going through my head when I'm playing against someone are:

Okay, build workers
Okay, get supply
Okay, woops, minimap
Okay, build some men
Crap, build more workers
Crap, supply blocked, get some supply
Crap, minimap again
Crap, more men

I'm constantly behind and it culminates when my opponent shows up and is like "Lol hai :DD" while I'm screaming "OMFG BUILD MORE WORKERS AND SUPPLY OMFG MOVE MEN MINIMAP WORKERS MINIMAP MICRO MUST... GET... MORE... STUFF!" in my head.

I guess it'll change in a couple of years, if I stick to the guns. Once I learn how to counter certain strategies, not to mention learn how to spot strategies, it'll probably get easier. And more fun.

Just wish I was in Bronze instead of Gold league, though. It's bad for the morale that I'm getting roflstomped 8 minutes into every fight and lose 0 points on it.

Edited, Mar 9th 2011 3:01am by Mazra
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