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#3477 Nov 15 2010 at 3:25 AM Rating: Good
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Ugh. What was supposed to be a relaxing four-day weekend turned into the sh*ttiest week of my life. :|

Yay me, I'm @#%^ed.


Did you get laid off and break up with a long time girl in a four day period?
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#3478 Nov 15 2010 at 10:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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Davejohnsan wrote:
What was supposed to be a relaxing four-day weekend turned into the sh*ttiest week of my life.


Why? Is your cat doing this on the carpet too? Because mine won't stop. I spent all weekend trying to clean it, now I can't get the smell of cat **** out of my head. We're giving her to my brother come the holidays though; thank goodness.

In the mean time all I can offer sympathy and beer. Mostly sympathy until they find a way to pass beer over the internet.
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#3479 Nov 15 2010 at 10:50 AM Rating: Good
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I managed to blow my entire month's budget in one night of drinking and then I lost the key card for my internet bank login, so I can't transfer more money until I get a new. Which takes up to two weeks.

Got food? Will trade for beer.

Wait, what the hell am I saying? I'm not sharing my beer!
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#3480 Nov 15 2010 at 10:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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I like how an unfortunate turn of events (involving alcohol) forces you to drink more alcohol to stay alive.
I also like how even when faced with a life or death situation, you stand behind your principles of not sharing your b33rs.
#3481 Nov 15 2010 at 10:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mazra wrote:
Wait, what the hell am I saying? I'm not sharing my beer!


Yes we know, there was a whole thread about it. Smiley: tongue
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#3482 Nov 15 2010 at 4:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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Davejohnsan wrote:
Ugh. What was supposed to be a relaxing four-day weekend turned into the sh*ttiest week of my life. :|

Yay me, I'm @#%^ed.


Did you get laid off and break up with a long time girl in a four day period?


Er, not really. Smiley: lol

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Davejohnsan wrote:
What was supposed to be a relaxing four-day weekend turned into the sh*ttiest week of my life.


Why? Is your cat doing this on the carpet too? Because mine won't stop. I spent all weekend trying to clean it, now I can't get the smell of cat **** out of my head. We're giving her to my brother come the holidays though; thank goodness.

In the mean time all I can offer sympathy and beer. Mostly sympathy until they find a way to pass beer over the internet.


Actually, my cat has so far only pooped on the carpet once. It was when I first brought him home, so maybe he did it because he was nervous.

Now my cat just rips up the carpet, the wall, and even the tile floor in the bathroom. I love that cat, but I don't know what I'm going to do with him. Maybe he'll be less hyper when he becomes an adult cat.

Also, technically I'm not old enough to drink in the United States, so that beer will have to wait a couple years. Smiley: tongue

Oh and my bad weekend mainly had to do with being sick for two-days and then having a ******** of homework over the weekend. But don't worry, I still managed to get about four hours of sleep a night.
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#3483 Nov 15 2010 at 4:40 PM Rating: Good
<3. Seriously.

bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk!
#3484 Nov 15 2010 at 6:18 PM Rating: Good
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Kalivha wrote:
<3. Seriously.

bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk!


It makes more sense when you can see the words for the most part.
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#3485 Nov 15 2010 at 7:16 PM Rating: Excellent
Anyone like my new avatar? Smiley: laugh
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After a horrific accident involving a radioactive housecat, Davejohnsan becomes “THE CAT YODALER!” By day, mild mannered veterinary supplies salesmen, but by night, daemon feline scourge of the swiss alps! Swiss cheese production falls sharply in the first quarter as lack of sleep slowly drives everyone in Switzerland insane
#3486 Nov 15 2010 at 7:24 PM Rating: Good
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Kalivha wrote:
<3. Seriously.

bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk!


It makes more sense when you can see the words for the most part.


Half of it only makes sense with the accent, though. From what I can see. It definitely sounds much less beautiful when I read it out in my head, with my generic-Estuary thinking accent.
#3487 Nov 16 2010 at 7:45 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
Mazra wrote:
Wait, what the hell am I saying? I'm not sharing my beer!


Yes we know, there was a whole thread about it. Smiley: tongue


Oh, right, I thought it was this one. Smiley: boozing
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#3488 Nov 16 2010 at 9:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mazra wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Mazra wrote:
Wait, what the hell am I saying? I'm not sharing my beer!


Yes we know, there was a whole thread about it. Smiley: tongue


Oh, right, I thought it was this one. Smiley: boozing

Judging by the way things seem to be going, it might soon be.


Edited, Nov 16th 2010 5:22pm by Delinja
#3489 Nov 16 2010 at 4:32 PM Rating: Good
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Actually, my cat has so far only pooped on the carpet once. It was when I first brought him home, so maybe he did it because he was nervous.

Now my cat just rips up the carpet, the wall, and even the tile floor in the bathroom. I love that cat, but I don't know what I'm going to do with him. Maybe he'll be less hyper when he becomes an adult cat.

Also, technically I'm not old enough to drink in the United States, so that beer will have to wait a couple years. Smiley: tongue

Oh and my bad weekend mainly had to do with being sick for two-days and then having a sh*tload of homework over the weekend. But don't worry, I still managed to get about four hours of sleep a night.


*puts on my cat lady hat* Do you happen to have any scratching posts for him to use? Cats actually have a biological need to scratch, it helps them shed some of the excess bits of their claws. If you do and he's still scratching stuff up, a more humane and cheaper alternative to declawing is to visit your local Pet Smart or Petco (or other pet supply store) and pick up some nail caps. It's also a good idea to teach yourself how to trim kitty's nails (a google search should find a guide easily enough) and get him used to it while he's still young.

Cats do tend to calm down once they get to be about 2 years old or so. My cat certainly did, although now she gets riled up really easily because we have another cat in the house, and that's a whole other can of worms. *takes cat lady hat off*
#3490 Nov 16 2010 at 4:59 PM Rating: Good
People!

I've got invitations to interviews with two universities (Cardiff and Nottingham) and an offer from another one (Heriot Watt up on Scotland).

The best thing about the last is that, as the Scots don't hate my country (as in, I'm not English), I won't have to pay tuition fees. Actually, that isn't the best thing. The condition to my offer is three B's including Maths and Chemistry, I am pretty sure I can talk them into making another offer of ABB where I can skip the first year altogether, and I am going to try to get them to make me an offer that would allow me to skip the first two years (thinking AAA would be adequate judging by the Scottish grades they want for third year entry) - I want to spend time at Uni, but I'm sort of speeding toward my midlife crisis here. And doing my degree in two years sounds like a good prophylactic measure.

Yay university <3
#3491 Nov 16 2010 at 5:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Kalivha wrote:
I've got invitations to interviews with two universities (Cardiff and Nottingham) and an offer from another one (Heriot Watt up on Scotland).


Smiley: yippee

Gratz and stuff! Smiley: grin
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#3492 Nov 16 2010 at 6:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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*puts on my cat lady hat* Do you happen to have any scratching posts for him to use? Cats actually have a biological need to scratch, it helps them shed some of the excess bits of their claws. If you do and he's still scratching stuff up, a more humane and cheaper alternative to declawing is to visit your local Pet Smart or Petco (or other pet supply store) and pick up some nail caps. It's also a good idea to teach yourself how to trim kitty's nails (a google search should find a guide easily enough) and get him used to it while he's still young.

Cats do tend to calm down once they get to be about 2 years old or so. My cat certainly did, although now she gets riled up really easily because we have another cat in the house, and that's a whole other can of worms. *takes cat lady hat off*


Yeah I have a scratching pad for him. About a week ago, I stopped locking him in the bathroom altogether and his behavior has improved ever since. He's been using the scratch pad of his own accord for the first time, when before I'd have to put him on top of it to get him to use it, and I haven't seem him scratch anything else.

I'm honestly uncomfortable about declawing him, but I definitely want to trim his nails. I don't think they've been trimmed since he was born.

Edited, Jan 21st 2011 9:10pm by Davejohnsan
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#3493 Nov 16 2010 at 9:08 PM Rating: Good
Yeah, I would never ever recommend having a cat declawed unless the cat was extremely vicious or something. And even then I'd have a hard time suggesting it. It's very inhumane and it tends to cause personality issues after the fact, so it really comes down to substituting one problem for another, it doesn't really fix anything.

Trimming nails is much better and it's really not that difficult, especially if you start while the cat is young so it gets used to it easier. My cat certainly doesn't like it, but she doesn't squirm too badly. My roommate's cat on the other hand, who is significantly older, is almost impossible. I have to have him hold her while I trim her nails. The main thing you have to be careful of is to not cut the quick. Here is a guide.
#3494 Nov 16 2010 at 10:20 PM Rating: Excellent
Thank you! That'll come in very handy.
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#3495 Nov 17 2010 at 11:31 AM Rating: Good
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Just don't trim the nails if your cat is an outdoor cat. Sharp nails are essential to its survival out there.

My parents adopted an outdoor cat (from my sister) and his nails can't be trimmed, so carrying him is like hugging a porcupine, but eventually the scar tissue forming on your shoulders and belly numbs it out.

Edit: Also, someone tell me to get my lazy *** out of the chair and go shopping for something that'll keep me awake for another couple of hours. Been a long day and in about 12 hours it'll all start over again.

Edited, Nov 17th 2010 6:57pm by Mazra
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#3496 Nov 17 2010 at 4:13 PM Rating: Good
np Dave. If you have any other questions feel free to pick my brain, either here or through pm.

Food choice is also a very important part of cat care. Too many people, and vets too surprisingly, know absolutely nothing about proper cat nutrition and what they actually need. Cats are obligate carnivores, they only eat meat. Some fruits and veggies are okay for added vitamins, but food with corn fillers are a complete waste of money. If you feed your cat food with corn fillers, they more than likely will get overweight. It's the equivalent to eating junk food for humans. Corn fillers provide absolutely no nutritional value and it doesn't keep the cats full for very long as a result. Sure the food is cheaper, but in the long run you're going to end up spending more on the cheap food than a good quality food because they need to eat more of it, and then they get tons of health complications from obesity as well. Even while my bf and I are broke, we buy good food for our cat. $8 a bag for a 4 lb. bag isn't that bad really.

Also try to stay away from food that has any animal by-products in it. These aren't pure meat sources, and it's also a way that cat food companies skimp on costs to save money. A by-product can literally be anything. Body organs, fur, claws, etc. While the cat may eat those things in the wild, you aren't getting your moneys worth in a store bought food that has those things. Plus I don't think claws are good for any carnivore to eat anyways. I don't think the by-products thing is as important as the corn fillers though, but the two seem to go hand in hand with low quality foods. Feeding a good quality food will help improve the overall health of your cat. His digestive functions will be healthier (and less stinky poops over all) and his coat will be shinier and silkier too. It's also a good idea to try and feed your cat wet food if you can. At least half and half. We started out Miranda on just wet food and then as we started having money issues went to just dry food. Apparently we did that for too long because we recently tried to get her to eat some wet food and she wouldn't touch it. Wet food is better for their urinary tract though, because it has more moisture in it and cats are typically pretty finicky about drinking water.

I'd also recommend keeping cats indoor only if at all possible, regardless of whether you live in the city or in the country. Both have equal levels of danger. In the city you have to worry about the cat getting hit by a car, and in the country you have to worry about other animals killing it. While cats obviously enjoy frolicking outside, they're really safer indoors. Some people get lucky and don't have issues with either of those problems, but I've also known plenty of people who have, and it's better to be safe than sorry. One of my best friends growing up for example, her neighbor poisoned her dogs with antifreeze on purpose, because they barked and it annoyed him. Some people out there are scary.
#3497 Nov 17 2010 at 7:00 PM Rating: Excellent
My cat is definitely staying indoors. The street outside my apartment is very busy, and I have two bitter neighbours who do not deserve to have my time wasted explaining why they're the biggest PITAs ever.

Anyway, I've been doing my best to keep my cat healthy. I alternate between dry food and wet food (which I make sure is the real deal) and he loves to drink water. He also gets plenty of exercise running through my apartment and chasing his toys. I'm still not sure why he's like the rest of my family when it comes to taking a #2. >.<

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Edit: On an unrelated note, the new Guild Wars site that ZAM just released has its own OT forum, yet we don't? Pffft. >.>

Edited, Nov 17th 2010 5:19pm by Davejohnsan
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#3498 Nov 18 2010 at 7:19 AM Rating: Good
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The admins are pretty large when it comes to derails and OT posts on the WoW part of the site. This thread is largely OT and derails on the General forum are usually left alone.

If they lock this thread and start moderating derails more, I'll be the first to vote for an OT forum, but I don't see a need for it right now.
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#3499 Nov 18 2010 at 7:34 AM Rating: Good
If we were forced into a global WoW-OOT, we'd have to mingle with all the dirty non-druids. Not sure how I feel about that. Smiley: um

Well ok I wouldn't mind the Priests but they have cookies.
#3500 Nov 18 2010 at 7:51 AM Rating: Good
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You're such a sellout, Nor. Smiley: oyvey
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The admins are pretty large when it comes to derails and OT posts on the WoW part of the site. This thread is largely OT and derails on the General forum are usually left alone.

If they lock this thread and start moderating derails more, I'll be the first to vote for an OT forum, but I don't see a need for it right now.


Did I miss something?
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