TWIFollow

TWI - Tanking While Intoxicated. I have been charged and found guilty on multiple counts.

Back Story - I hate Violet Hold. I have a good rotation and all, but playing on a laptop and being a little uncoordinated causes me to not be very mobile. I am the quintessential tank and spank. I am working on it and getting better, but that is who I am. The one boss I have to continually move to defeat kills me.

My first offense was a few weeks ago and I had a beautiful run after a period of bad luck. http://wow.allakhazam.com/search.html?q=shroud+of+darkness dropped along with http://wow.allakhazam.com/search.html?q=staff+of+trickery. I was so ecstatic about the staff that I sold the head item. TWI - guilty as charged.

A few days ago, under the influence worse than than the first time, I accept a PuG beg. Guys, I was wasted and should not have been operating technological equipment. The first boss was http://wow.allakhazam.com/db/mob.html?wmob=29314 . I could not even see my screen, much less recognize any debuffs. TWI - guilty as charged.

I was found guilty and my punishment was "The Void Dance" achievement. I only lost one clothie and joyously used my rez.

PBM - Public Service Message. To all of you young Druids out there; don't drink and tank! Unless you want to end up like me.