I have sinnedFollow

Yes, fellow Zammers, you have read it correctly, I have sinned. I will now confess in detail my sins to you, hoping I will be purged of disgrace.

It all started on that blasted day, november 13th, or maybe even before that. I read all this stuff about that new awesome class, called Death Knights. I got really hyped up about it, couldn't wait to play it. There I stood on november 13th with a brand new copy of Wrath of the Lich King in my hands and right there, ladies and gentlemen, is where I commited my horrible sin.

I ran off into the Eastern Plaguelands, to play that blasted new hero class. I didn't even look back once to my loyal hunter, who has been my companion for over two years and I thought to enjoy my newfound love. As the levels came by and I travelled across continent after continent, I never ever looked back to poor old Saevitia.

It wasn't until I reached the roof of the world, a place called Northrend, I started realising how I abandoned my first and true love, though only slightly. At first, I dismissed it, thought the Lich King was playing with my mind. However, deep in my subconscious, Saevitia started to fight back.

Even when I reached Icecrown, I did not fully realize what was going on. I was blinded by that magic number, 80. I rushed and I rushed to get to that number, and finally, there it was, on a cold sunday evening. I was excited beyond belief, I had finally made it! Still, deep within my heart, it just didn't feel right.

Come monday, I started realizing something was wrong. At first I coulnd't figure it out, but it all became clear to me the moment I logged into my hunter, poor old Saevitia, whom I hadn't touched since that blasted november 13th.

I had prostituted myself to that wicked class, and left behind my old hunter virtues.

There it is, out in the open. I now apologize to every hunter out there, and especially to Saevitia. I let you guys down.

How do you get an Emodin (Death Knight) down from a tree? You cut the rope.
Do you know how the Emodin epic sets look like? They come with black lipstick, mascara and a Linkin Park CD.
How do you kill an Emodin? You tell him roses have thorns, he'll slit his wrist.
Why don't Emodins die? They can't slit their wrists through all that armor.

Your sin is not forgiven. Not because you neglected your Hunter, but because you played the new flood class.
Now get back on a not-retarded class instead.