How do you beet warriors?Follow

To beet a Warrior, you need beets. They are usually somewhat cheap in most food stores, but you have to make a few important decisions. Do you go for the pickled ones, or do you prefer the all natural ones? I personally love the red beets myself, since it at least looks like the Warrior is bleeding. Don't forget that when pickled, beets are somewhat mushy.

Stew.

*Can't hear anything over his own delicious slurping*