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#1 Sep 17 2008 at 11:33 PM Rating: Excellent
At least I haven't tamed other players yet...

Some other forum wrote:
Warrior: Can you heal for us in SM?
Me: I can't heal anything other than my pet.
Warrior: But I've seen hunters heal before
Me: Right, the spell is called "heal pet", we can only heal something if it is our pet
Warrior: oh, ok, thats fine.
(invites me)
Upon accepting the invitation, the group already had 2 shamans in it. more than enough to heal.
[Party] Warrior: OK, how do I become your pet?
[Party] Me: uh.. type /console reloadui pokute, dont worry if you get an error box afterwards
[Party] Warrior: OK, done, so you can heal me now?
Shaman whispers: wtf
You whisper to shaman: uhhh haha i dont think he knows shamans can heal

A while later the party is really rocking SM, we've killed herod without wiping and just finished whitemane..

[Party] Warrior: OK, how do i change it back so im not your pet anymore
[Party]
Me: haha.. me and the shamans have been laughing about this for like an
hour, dude - you never were my pet, they were healing you the whole time
[Party] Warrior: what do you mean, how did you give me orders if i wasnt your pet
[Party] Me: orders?
[Party] Warrior: i got this big red arrow over monsters sometimes, that was you telling me to attack it, right?
[Party] Me: yeah, but, uhh i can do that to anyone
[Party] Warrior: yeah, so how do i change it back so im not your pet anymore
[Party] Me: ...
[Party] Shaman: sucker, you're his pet forever now.. i cant believe you would fall for that noob
[Party] Warrior: WTF im reporting you
(warrior hearthstones)

Warrior whispers: why would u do that to someone and scam them like that just release me from being ur pet plz
You whisper to Warrior: Sorry, you're my pet forever now. nothing i can do about it
Warrior whispers: im going to report you to a gm
You whisper to Warrior: I order you not to, pet
Warrior whispers: /counsel reload Warriorname, right?
You whisper to Warrior: I order you to remain my pet, pet
Warrior whispers: f u
You whisper to Warrior: I order you to stop whispering me
Warrior is ignoring you.
#2 Sep 18 2008 at 2:06 AM Rating: Decent
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Funny. Very funny.

I wonder if he thinks druids are pets?
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#3 Sep 18 2008 at 2:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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...

That can't be real.

Maybe stacking Intellect wouldn't be a bad idea for him.

And I could only IMAGINE the GM conversation.

Edited, Sep 18th 2008 6:26am by ProjectMidnight
#4 Sep 18 2008 at 7:57 AM Rating: Default
L M A O...
#5 Sep 18 2008 at 10:14 AM Rating: Good
It would be super awesome if you could arrange with a friend who plays the opposite faction to mind control the warrior so your group can kill him repeatedly. When he wonders what's going on, just tell him that you're punishing your pet for disobeying his master.

Seriously, I want to know who dresses this person each day, considering how retarded they are.
#6REDACTED, Posted: Sep 18 2008 at 1:39 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) ROFL!!
#7 Sep 18 2008 at 2:11 PM Rating: Good
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That was priceless, absolutely priceless. Rate up
#8 Sep 19 2008 at 6:37 AM Rating: Good
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Oh boy, I would have so loved to see the conversation with the GM.
#9 Sep 19 2008 at 9:47 AM Rating: Default
Now, having played a few mmo's my self, I have seen my fair share of stupidity. More than a few times have I seen people not knowing that a healing class is a healing class.

Since it is the only game where I really have a decent amount of experience, I'll use EQ2. Had this Defiler (evil shaman who can dot, debuff, ward and heal) and got invited to a group by a tank. First thing he said was "Ok (name) hope you're ready to do some dps on these **************

At that point, we had a 5/6 group and he was all "ok, all we need is a healer and we're set!" needless to say, the rest of the group and my self simply looked at each other and chuckled. Guess he didn't know defiler were the best single target healers. When we finally got another healer, I whispered to him and told him not to mention that we already had a healer.

Later on in the night, the tank was busting my chops for doing less dps than our "healer". So, I simply mentioned that I had been warding his *** all night and we all left and made a new group.

But yeah, that guy soooooooo tops my story by a landslide. Didn't know they let guys into mental institutes play video games.
#10 Sep 19 2008 at 9:53 AM Rating: Decent
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That is friggin outstanding.
#11 Sep 19 2008 at 11:17 AM Rating: Decent
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Where do you find these people, North? I don't think I've ever partied with somebody that clueless.
#12 Sep 20 2008 at 1:04 AM Rating: Decent
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Good laugh.
#13 Sep 21 2008 at 9:23 PM Rating: Good
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My manager was telling me about an instance run he did with an idiot warlock...in heroic Sethekk they told him to banish an add and they kept wiping because he didn't. After three attempts they ask why he didn't banish, and he says "I dont have soul shards."
Manager: "Uh...banish doesn't require soul shards."
Idiot: "DONT TELL ME HOW TO PLAY MY CLASS!"
Manager: "Dude, I have a lock, and I know banish has never cost soul shards."
Idiot: "Oh you want me to banish, banish sucks."
Manager: "Wait...were you trying to enslave them?
Idiot: "Yeah"
Manager: "Dude! You can't enslave elementals!"
Idiot: "Yes you can I've seen it before"
<various arguments involving "dont tell me how to play my class" and "you're an idiot" ensue>

After my manager told me that story, I told him this. He said "Whoa...that has to be the dumbest player in WoW. Your story blows mine out of the water." So thanks North for giving me a one-upper.
#14 Sep 22 2008 at 12:40 AM Rating: Decent
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skribs wrote:

Idiot: "Oh you want me to banish, banish sucks."


O_O Banish... sucks? I would have lost it. The reason Banish is so limited is because it's hands-down THE most reliable form of CC in the game.
#15 Sep 22 2008 at 7:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Quote:
You whisper to Warrior: I order you to remain my pet, pet


So much win. :D


And I am blue now. This makes me a very happy panda!

Edited, Sep 22nd 2008 11:09pm by TherealLogros
#16 Sep 22 2008 at 7:25 PM Rating: Good
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Uhmm....wow. That is really amazing. Ok, astonishing....


I've played MMO's for some time, but that was ludicrous.

And hilarious.
#17 Sep 23 2008 at 2:59 AM Rating: Decent
Priceless...
#18 Sep 24 2008 at 4:35 AM Rating: Good
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North, I have very rarely actually lol'ed at a forum post. Your post is now ranked tops for the best belly laugh. I suppose I have "some other forum" to thank, but you posted it where I read, so you deserve the credit.



Re: Banish. F ya! CC that can't be tard-broken? Bring me more Locks!
#19 Sep 25 2008 at 8:09 AM Rating: Decent
Hilarious. I too, would love to see the conversation that followed with the GM =D
#20 Oct 02 2008 at 12:02 PM Rating: Good
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Re: Banish. F ya! CC that can't be tard-broken? Bring me more Locks!


That quote is almost as funny as the OP - rate up to both of you! :P
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