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#1 Sep 17 2008 at 8:46 PM Rating: Good
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Every last one of us has to have some kind of event where Murphy's Law always seems to show itself.

I'm just curious to see how it hinders other Hunters.

For me, it is Imp. AotH. It seems that the only time I EVER get the speed bonus is on the last or second-to-last shot on a mob. It is REALLY annoying. I love seeing that buff appear just as my mob dies and dissappear just before attacking another (note: When fighting more than one mob, it likes to hide until I finish up on the very last one).

And god forbid I shoot a critter or something. I will definitely get the buff.

NOT COOL.

How about the rest of you?
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#2 Sep 17 2008 at 9:39 PM Rating: Good
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Traps getting resisted by melee in arena.
Multiple times in 1 match.......

#3 Sep 17 2008 at 10:25 PM Rating: Good
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Attempting to Misdirect a main tank without realizing that some one else has already applied the buff... yea it's not pretty.
#4 Sep 18 2008 at 2:42 AM Rating: Decent
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Big pull in Black Temple, right before Naj'entus. My job is to MD one of the mobs to the tank.

Tank steps out of my LoS, half way down the ramp. I didn't notice that MD didn't go off, and I run in to start the pull. I die, raid wipes.
#5 Sep 18 2008 at 4:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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Main tank targetted?...check
Misdirect ready?...check
Aaah forget my healer needed mana pots
Target healer and trade pots
Tank shouts "pull Cola"
Misdirect and multishot pull to tank ...NOPE Still targetting healer
Huntard moment rather than Murphys but it was quite funny when everyone had calmed down lol
#6 Sep 18 2008 at 5:17 AM Rating: Good
My moment is when i flew from the skettis landing point to BEM one and for some reason had my pet on aggresive go afk to use the bathroom and i come back to my corpse on the landing pad.
#7 Sep 18 2008 at 5:53 AM Rating: Good
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Feign Death to wipe aggro on a raid boss fight, only to have some misshap kill the tanks and then the healers seconds later. Nothing worse than seeing the raid go "Feign so you can use your jumper cables on the priest to rez us"... I hate repair bills lol.
#8 Sep 18 2008 at 7:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Fight in progress, target the tank's target, press Misdirect, press F, someone's Big Brother reports that "Sysloasler has casted Misdirection on <Healer>."

"RIGHT-CLICK RIGHT-CLICK RIGHT-CLICK! Stop doing that!
#9 Sep 18 2008 at 11:17 AM Rating: Excellent
My critical rate seems directly related to my pet getting its growl resisted rate.
#10 Sep 18 2008 at 12:35 PM Rating: Good
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colarbear wrote:
Main tank targetted?...check
Misdirect ready?...check
Aaah forget my healer needed mana pots
Target healer and trade pots
Tank shouts "pull Cola"
Misdirect and multishot pull to tank ...NOPE Still targetting healer
Huntard moment rather than Murphys but it was quite funny when everyone had calmed down lol


/focus [modifier:shift] target
/target [no modifier:shift] focus
/target [no modifier:shift, no modifier:alt] targettarget


Shift to focus your Target. Hit shift again to unfocus your target. Hit the unmodified keybinding (mine is 0) to assist your focus, or target him if he has no target.

#showtooltip
/cast [target=focus,help][help][target=pet,exists,nodead] Misdirection


Will cast Misdirection on your Focus. If you have no focus target, it will cast on the friendly player you are selecting. If your target is not friendly, or you have no target and no focus, it will cast MD on your pet.

I swear, those are the two most important macros on my bars.

Edited, Sep 18th 2008 4:37pm by ProjectMidnight
#11 Sep 19 2008 at 6:21 AM Rating: Decent
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Tell pet to attack a target... pet and target get into tussle, and travel 20 yards before they stay in one place... try to draw the pet back, but not in time to avoid a mob... now fighting 5...

Next up... 5 was too many, feign death... pet is still fighting... gets into another one of these 'I want to move 20-yards tussle' and backs up right over my location... i get killed by mobs AoE... Sad day...

Edited, Sep 19th 2008 10:47am by someproteinguy
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#12 Sep 19 2008 at 6:46 AM Rating: Good
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idiggorry wrote:
For me, it is Imp. AotH. It seems that the only time I EVER get the speed bonus is on the last or second-to-last shot on a mob. It is REALLY annoying. I love seeing that buff appear just as my mob dies and dissappear just before attacking another


I have the exact same thing on my priest, with holy concentration (reduces mana cost of your next spell by 100%). It ALWAYS procs when I've just topped everyone off and all mobs are dead, very annoying.

On my hunter, I always set my trap way ahead of a pull. Sometimes, a little too far ahead... That results in the trap disappearing roughly 0.1 before the mob walks over it. Of course, I can set a new trap, but trapping it for a long period of time will be much harder.

And as mentioned above, it wouldn't be the first time I MD'd either the wrong person or some other hunter has MD'd the tank seconds before I did. Pretty annoying, especially if you've just joined a guild for 2 days...
#13 Sep 21 2008 at 1:46 AM Rating: Good
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Nobody is ever taking WWS Reports on the nights that I do best.

I was doing a Kara badge run tonight. On Prince, I was pulling 38% of the Damage done- 1400 DPS without Might and Kings. I did more damage to Prince than Prince did to our tank. But nobody was taking WWS Reports, and people started to leave the raid before I could take a screenshot to the damage meter.

But jeez that kara run was... "sad" isn't the right word, but it's the first one that comes to mind. I was pulling 1200 overall (1300-1400 on bosses), the other hunter was pulling around 1000 overall, and then everyone else was doing around half of what we were doing- the lowest DPSer on the list barely did more damage than my pet. We were completely pulling the rest of the group.
#14 Sep 29 2008 at 10:56 PM Rating: Good
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I shot the Mage in the High King fight during Gruuls Lair.

With a PvP Multi-Shot-Arcane Shot macro. Right during the Shield Steal moment. Oops.
#15 Sep 30 2008 at 2:38 AM Rating: Decent
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Darkreign, Sir. You are a noob, and I hope that everyone in your raid laughed at you and told you that you fail. XD

Nah, I'm sure we've all done that at one time or another :P I get pretty vocal on vent some times, and I vehemently remind all hunters to not hit Arcane shot, and if you think you will, just take it off your bar. Well... I have a habit of hitting Arcane shot while I'm running, lol. It's only happened once, and one of the other hunters admitted to hitting it.
#16 Sep 30 2008 at 5:32 AM Rating: Good
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ProjectMidnight wrote:
Nobody is ever taking WWS Reports on the nights that I do best.

I was doing a Kara badge run tonight. On Prince, I was pulling 38% of the Damage done- 1400 DPS without Might and Kings. I did more damage to Prince than Prince did to our tank. But nobody was taking WWS Reports, and people started to leave the raid before I could take a screenshot to the damage meter.

But jeez that kara run was... "sad" isn't the right word, but it's the first one that comes to mind. I was pulling 1200 overall (1300-1400 on bosses), the other hunter was pulling around 1000 overall, and then everyone else was doing around half of what we were doing- the lowest DPSer on the list barely did more damage than my pet. We were completely pulling the rest of the group.


Well, with Gronnstalker Gloves, the 2h off Naj'entus, badge gear, arena helm etc, I would seriously, seriously hope you WERE top of the dps charts in Karazhan.

Badge run or alt run or both?Smiley: rolleyes
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