Official Shrubbery Waterer
14,659 posts
First, douse yourself in kerosene. Several people will recommend gasoline, but kerosene burns longer, ensuring a more agonizing demise. Also, try doing this in the middle of a dry field for bonus "forest fire" points. After that, it's as simple as lighting a match and avoiding large bodies of water.
Or you could not be a complete fUcktard and read the stickies.
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