Since my hunter is a bit of a BG ho, more often then not its pet is set on aggressive thus resulting in it usually charging off and attacking a a random mob when I land somewhere to harvest a herb or do the fishing daily.
As such, I inevitably get this vision in my head of my hunter running up to her pet as its trying to eat the random mob, grabbing it by the scruff of its neck and shouting "Bad Brighteyes - bad! Spit that clefthoof out right now!" and perhaps giving Brighteyes a few wacks on the nose with a rolled up 'AGI V' buff scroll till he lets go of the mob he's attacking and it scampers off.
Just a silly random thought to share.