I'll go first.
I was in AB with my twink rogue, I am not the type to farm killing-blows, but rather to play with strategy. Thus I defend nodes and really only go on the offense when we are down on nodes 2-3.
So I'm the lone defender at the farm (which I'm ok with, as I can take groups of 2 and sometimes 3), calling out incomings, and checking the map to see what needs more defense (and voicing my opinion as such), when I get a whisper "Quit spamming BG chat, you can talk when you top the charts."
Where did this come from? Turns out it was from a twink shaman. After further inquiry into the AB charts, he was #3 on KB's and I was in 4th with 2 less than him. I returned the whisper by explaining that I wasn't in the process of farming KB's but rather trying to use strategy to win the game. His reply was something like "whatever, you suck! You have no skill" and "Quit whining about defense, You suck at PvP I think you try PvE!"
Moments later the game was over and I didn't have the opportunity to inquire any further, but I did notice that while I had only 13 killing blows I had only 2 deaths and defended 3 flags, while my august friend had 19 killing blows with 15 deaths and no flags captured or defended.
Hmmm........
So that's why I suck at PvP, because I defend rather than turtle, and play to win rather than farm kills.
Now I want to know why YOU suck at PvP!