Just to be completely clear I did NOT write this. I found this on a website choked full of these things. I brought it here because I knew you guys would find it ammusing. Enjoy ^_^
Take my spec, take my raid
Nerf me ’til I can’t get laid.
I don’t care, I’m still free
You can’t take the procs from me.
Take me out -it’s turnin’ black
Tell them I ain’t comin’ back
Nerf Frost Shock and ***** my AP
You can’t take the procs from me.
Leave the gimps where they lay
They’ll never see another day
Lost my spec, lost windfury
You can’t take the procs from me.
I feel the black reaching out
I’m getting nerfed without a doubt
I’m still here and I still see
That you can’t take the procs from me.
Lost my spec, lost my raid
I’m healing now so I’ll get laid
There’s no buff I’ll ever see
Since I’ve procced my Windfury
And you can’t take the procs from me