Hey all, this is CapJack's brother here. Our mom has banned him from internet usage for a while when she found 20GB of **** on his hard drive. He asked me to come on here and post in his absence. I've looked over the FAQ and some of his posts and I've come to a conclusion.
My brother's an IDIOT!
That's a ton of crap coming from him about almost everything. His stance towards being kind towards Retribution, that's just idiotic. If a person is stupid enough to even think about speccing retribution, he should be flamed to hell. We all have every right to drag him out and beat him to a pulp, because that's one less ****** that I will have to deal with in game. Retribution PvP? CRAP!, Retribution PvE? Even more CRAP! And people like Tool, Tommy, Ruen, really need to get their head examined, because right now their IQ is slightly less than that of a mentally deficient trout.
Paladin tanks are just worthless, you all got the 5-man instances, I'll grant you that, but you go anything higher and you are just stepping out of your jurisdiction. You could roll a REAL tank, like a Warrior or Druid, but you trying to tank anything higher than a heroic just hurts the raid. Your health pool is pathetic, your threat generation is pathetic, and your tanking utilities are crap. I honestly don't know why he even bothers, but at least he hasn't even gotten past Curator in Kara.
Honestly, I don't know why there seems to be so many boot lickers here on these forums. He posts crap like what I've seen, and a lot of you praise him as your next messiah or something. How about you get a damn life and get your head out of his and your ***. I made him change a few things about his profile so people now know that it is NOT him, and it won't be him for a while.
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In regards to the OP thread, I find it most displeasing that said 20gb of **** was never shared to the rest of the community.
In regards to the OP thread, I find it most displeasing that said 20gb of **** was never shared to the rest of the community.
Wow what an idiot. I liked your brother better. /ignore
Does he at least still have access to the ****? or has his computer usage been denied too.
xD
xD
TooRetForYou wrote:
Wow what an idiot. I liked your brother better. /ignore
Yeah with a name like that I feel really secure in being called an idiot, because you obviously have no clue what you are talking about.
In regards to the ****, mom deleted it. :( I'm starting to work on building up some more though.
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In regards to the ****, mom deleted it. :( I'm starting to work on building up some more though.
Share please. We're your new family now.
CapJack the Meaningless wrote:
In regards to the ****, mom deleted it. :( I'm starting to work on building up some more though.
This is why you back up everything, then give it to someone you trust, like another paladin, for safekeeping. Allow me to humbly offer you that service once the collection is rebuilt.
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Allow me to humbly offer you that service once the collection is rebuilt.
How humble we talkin' about?
Scholar
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LONG LIVE BARBOSSA! oh and only 20gb.....seems the capt has been cutting back....must have the **** Patch.
i laughed.
Darn it's an April Fools joke isn't it, Cap?
20GB of Night Elf dancing DOES NOT qualify as ****.
TooRetForYou wrote:
Darn it's an April Fools joke isn't it, Cap?
It's April Fool's day? I hadn't noticed.
CapJack the Meaningless wrote:
Hey all, this is CapJack's brother here. Our mom has banned him from internet usage for a while when she found 20GB of **** on his hard drive.
An extra 0 would have made it believable...
Maybe he's archived the rest on DVD and she hasn't found it yet...
It wasn't the fact that it was 20gb of **** that got him kicked off the net by "Mother", it was the fact that there was not a single girl to be found in the whole library that really alarmed her.
True story.
True story.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
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Edited, Oct 13th 2014 3:03pm by darkmagepaul
Edited, Oct 13th 2014 3:03pm by darkmagepaul
bodhisattva wrote:
It wasn't the fact that it was 20gb of **** that got him kicked off the net by "Mother", it was the fact that there was not a single girl to be found in the whole library that really alarmed her.
True story.
True story.
And none older than 14
CapJAck the Meaningless wrote:
Our mom has banned him from internet usage for a while when she found 20GB of **** on his hard drive.
Dude, upload NOW!
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
CapJack the Meaningless wrote:
How humble we talkin' about?
On my knees, good sir. On my knees.
APRIL FOOLS LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
lol I know I didn't even come close to fooling most of you... some of you I got though, that's why my post went default within the first hour.
Just tryin' to spice things up here a bit.... have a bit of fun.
lol I know I didn't even come close to fooling most of you... some of you I got though, that's why my post went default within the first hour.
Just tryin' to spice things up here a bit.... have a bit of fun.
Good ol' CapJack. :P
CapJack of the Seven Seas wrote:
APRIL FOOLS LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
lol I know I didn't even come close to fooling most of you... some of you I got though, that's why my post went default within the first hour.
Just tryin' to spice things up here a bit.... have a bit of fun.
lol I know I didn't even come close to fooling most of you... some of you I got though, that's why my post went default within the first hour.
Just tryin' to spice things up here a bit.... have a bit of fun.
The best jokes have a little truth in them.
So, how did you enjoy the grounding received when your mom found the ****?
Very nice Cap :) That **** still available?
It was short lived when I exposed her dirtier, raunchier, way more illegal **** files on her computer.
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