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#1 Mar 28 2008 at 3:16 AM Rating: Sub-Default
Do you really wanna be a tank? Why don't you level up to 70 and go PVP. Forget questing they are useless. Fight PvP in warsong,arathi,Altherac,Eye of the storms and received honor points and medals for participating. Exchange them into Mace that wallops over 513 around 118 per/second or chest lamellar 1.5k armor plate etc. If you don't PvP, I'll guarantee you will not even get closer fighting a mage or warlock. Paladin agility is too slow and by the time you get closer for a kill, you already used lay on hands and die. Tanking is all about plate gear Armor, / mace,Axe, polearms or sword and you can get all of those from SW champion hall. call me!
#2 Mar 28 2008 at 3:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Lol. Isn't it a bit early to be posting under the influence?
#3 Mar 28 2008 at 4:10 AM Rating: Good
Best.... post.... ever.
#4 Mar 28 2008 at 4:20 AM Rating: Good
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Hulk smash!
#5 Mar 28 2008 at 4:33 AM Rating: Good
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I think i have gone cross eyed
#6 Mar 28 2008 at 4:42 AM Rating: Excellent
He is truly our time's greatest poet.
#7 Mar 28 2008 at 5:29 AM Rating: Decent
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Yes.
#8 Mar 28 2008 at 8:06 AM Rating: Decent
my vote is still for bamninja. mgolaer is almost there, however.
#10 Mar 28 2008 at 8:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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Okay, here's what I gather:

1) Tanking < PvP
2) Questing is useless
3) Fight in PvP
4) Mace wallops = 513
5) Chest lamellar = 1.5k armor plate
6) No PvP =/= getting closer to locks and mages
7) Paladin Agility = slow
8) Get close + LoH = Death
9) Tanking = plate gear Armor divided by mace,Axe, polearms or sword
10) You can get stuff from SW champion hall
11) Use a phone to communicate with OP

This man is a scholar
#11 Mar 28 2008 at 9:27 AM Rating: Good
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This is soooo amazizing!

I almost want to give him a rate up...just on principal.

Think I can fit the whole thing in my sig?
#12 Mar 28 2008 at 10:33 AM Rating: Decent
TacticalRage wrote:
Okay, here's what I gather:

1) Tanking < PvP
2) Questing is useless
3) Fight in PvP
4) Mace wallops = 513
5) Chest lamellar = 1.5k armor plate
6) No PvP =/= getting closer to locks and mages
7) Paladin Agility = slow
8) Get close + LoH = Death
9) Tanking = plate gear Armor divided by mace,Axe, polearms or sword
10) You can get stuff from SW champion hall
11) Use a phone to communicate with OP

This man is a scholar


you sir, are a genius. im seriously laughing so hard right now.
#13 Mar 28 2008 at 10:47 AM Rating: Excellent
This is his 9th post... I wanna see the other 8.

Edit: some wise advice from this guy and his thoughts on Eternium Lockboxes here...

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I have at least two dozens of these junk. I usually destroy them in Outland coz I dunno how to open them. What skill do I need to open them, anyway. I'm level 68 and this item easy come, easy go by destruction.

Source: http://wow.allakhazam.com/db/item.html?witem=5760;mid=1189138859275984481

His advice on leveling trade skills:

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Don't do anything until level 70. Try questing a lot and sell drop items. Save 2,000 golds, increasing riding skill to 150. Go to shadowmoon valley and buy flying mount-alliance before mining the dirt. Works 4 me.

Source: http://wow.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=69;mid=120398233524459895#m1204200794184798909


A reply to a post talking about hunter pet leveling at the same rate as they are (check out the source and see what he replied to):
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Let me tell you this: To get claw 7 for your pet, you have to stable your pet and get a needle screecher and abandon it after claw 7 has been registered in your abilities.

Source: http://wow.allakhazam.com/db/class.html?wclass=5;mid=118920688415250909#m1189226212237856770
(no post in the thread ever mentioned Claw Rank 7)


His criteria for choosing a mage:
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Pick mage only if you have alchemy and herbalism.

Source:http://wow.allakhazam.com/db/class.html?wclass=7;mid=118919821131738282#m1189226892228348760


Completing the "Seek Out Neltheraku" quest:
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Just buy flying mount,point and right click under his belly. The first 3 quest is easy but the next one to save his mate needs 5 players. U gonna be stuck with out 4 other loser to help you out.

Source: http://wow.allakhazam.com/db/quest.html?wquest=10811;mid=119133726431229995


Edited, Mar 28th 2008 12:02pm by CapJack

Edited, Mar 28th 2008 12:05pm by CapJack
#15 Mar 28 2008 at 11:04 AM Rating: Good
More of his posts up there ^ in my last post.
#16 Mar 28 2008 at 2:12 PM Rating: Good
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Can I? Please? Thanks, too much fun. From Jack's compendium there, I have gathered the following information on step-by-step processes:

On Eternium Lockboxes:
1) 12+ = good!
2) If a box won't open, destroy it
3) The boxes = easy come
4) Line 3 + destruction = easy go

On trade skills:
1) Sit and wait till your char becomes 70, do not attempt to take any action
2) Save 2000 golds
-a) 2000g = 150 riding skill
-b) Go to SMV and buy a mount-alliance
3) Complete step 2 before digging dirt

Random info on Claw(Rank 7):
1) Talk about Claw(Rank 7), even if it's not asked of you
2) Stable your pet
3) Get a "needle screecher" - Not to be confused with a Needler Screech
4) Register for Claw(Rank 7)
5) Abandon your "needle screecher"

Class choosing:
1) Attain Herb and Alch
2) Create Mage character
3) This may seem impossible, but don't worry - you'll get the hang of it

Completing the "Seek Out Neltheraku" quest:
1) Buy flying mount(see Trade Skills Help)
2) Point at mount's belly
3) Click mount's belly
4) First 3 quests = easy
5) Saving quest giver's mating partner requires 5 players
6) Acquire and become glued to 4 other "loser" and demand they assist you

That is all

Edited, Mar 29th 2008 7:51am by TacticalRage
#17 Mar 28 2008 at 2:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh man, peeps at work were wondering why I was laughing so hard. Guess u gotta be WoW to know, lol. This guy can post anytime, anywhere...could absolutely use these laughs, rofl
#18 Mar 28 2008 at 3:30 PM Rating: Decent
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lol great thread.

new title: When Gold Farmers Get Fired.
#19 Mar 28 2008 at 3:32 PM Rating: Decent
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