NorthAI the Hand wrote:
I don't give any hands unless I have previously ripped them from the shoulder sockets of retarded posters, and subsequently used them to beat said retards to death. After that you can have it, since the previous owner won't really have much use for it.
Bah.. I'd think you'd owe me after all we've been through. All the humiliation. All the hate-mongering and name-calling. I look back at ages past and see a time of beautiful darkness. Where hate strikes down the new and insecure posters. Where anger makes the weak and faulty cry. Apprentice and master ruling through a reign of terror and destruction and constipation (...).
Ever since the old day you've taught me well. Well enough to be a master myself. However, I always stood by you due to the raging havoc you cause. So that I could be always where the real action is.
Tell me, are those days nothing to you anymore, master? If not, you
will help me smite the useless and unworthy. If so, I will henceforth walk my own paths.
Edited, Mar 25th 2008 11:49pm by Utarius