NEW HNM IDEA! (Nsfw, sorta)Follow

The NMN will be Lubu, he roams from zone to zone, just looking for Gaka mages and taruraru melee so slay, (He only aggros.. galka mages and taru melees..)

When lubu attacks, he attacks and spams musou attacks Dynasty Warriors 6 style, and is immune to any form of magic.

When SE releases Lubu into the game, the community will beg SE for a hint on how to defeat the mighty Lubu, and they will announce that the only way to slay him is to:

Be a mithra lvl 62 puppetmaster named Carl.

Carl also has to wear an "Rusty Subliguar" for up to 2 real life weeks.

Then trade the Soiled, rusted subliguar to him.

Lubu will then grab the subliguar, get on all fours, and huff the subliguar for 3 real life hours, (You can go exp or something for 3 hours and then come back)

Click on him, and he will put the subliguar on, thrust his spear into the sky and yell "I, The mighty Lubu!! DEFENDER OF SHU! IS AN HORNY DEAMON!!!!"

He will then hand you (Carl) said spear, rip off the subliguar, bend down, and yell "PENTA THURST!! PENTA THRUST MY *** HOLE!!!"

Then you have to goto white gate, shout for a lvl 46+ Dragoon with penta thrust (Cant be a taru, or a galka drg/whm), to come and penta thrust his *** hole.

When you get back to him he will be on all fours again, spreading his cheeks.

After the deed is done, and there’s Lubu goo every where, he will glow white, and a runic portal will appear inside his buttocks. This portal will take you to Stormwind, in the World of Warcraft, there you will meat a dwarf named "Tony Danza" and he will challenge you to a hamburger eating contest (He’s very drunk at this point,) if you win, he will set you on an epic adventure to get back to Final fantasy XI, or, you can tell him <No thanks> and he will transform you into a night elf druid.

But, I digress, this is my HNM idea for SE. Think it would work?



Ohh, I forgot to mention, he drops “Lubus Lance”

Delay: 0
DMG: 700
Additional effects: (Random debuf), and occasionally attacks 2-8 thousand times.

(You can only use this item in you’re moghouse)

Edited, Mar 23rd 2008 12:00pm by TheSpecialists