I'm not a Norwegian troll and I eat babies for dinner... Wait, I am a Scottish troll. Maybe that qualifies.
After all... I can consume large amounts of alcohol, eat until until I burst and then have sex. The next day comes, repeat.
I can also vaguely remember my motto being something like: I stand for liberty, justice, and the freedom to defecate on public property!
Edited, Mar 27th 2008 12:43pm by BlackRevolution