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#27 Mar 27 2008 at 8:38 AM Rating: Decent
I'm not a Norwegian troll and I eat babies for dinner... Wait, I am a Scottish troll. Maybe that qualifies.

After all... I can consume large amounts of alcohol, eat until until I burst and then have sex. The next day comes, repeat.

I can also vaguely remember my motto being something like: I stand for liberty, justice, and the freedom to defecate on public property!

Edited, Mar 27th 2008 12:43pm by BlackRevolution
#28 Mar 27 2008 at 11:06 AM Rating: Good
BlackRevolution wrote:
I can consume large amounts of alcohol, eat until until I burst and then have sex. The next day comes, repeat.

You should probably refrain from trying to have sex after previously bursting. You can't squirt water out of a balloon after it's already been splattered on a wall.
#29 Mar 27 2008 at 12:13 PM Rating: Decent
Good point you have there. I may have to revise my daily schedule.
#30 Mar 27 2008 at 12:45 PM Rating: Decent
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Damn cross dressers. It's people like you that make me have to log into vent to prove that my reproductive anatomy matches that of my toon.

RAWR!
#31 Mar 27 2008 at 3:14 PM Rating: Good
ProjectMidnight wrote:
Damn cross dressers. It's people like you that make me have to log into vent to prove that my reproductive anatomy matches that of my toon.

Face it. Deep down every blood elf male secretly wants to be a blood elf female.
#32 Mar 28 2008 at 12:19 AM Rating: Decent
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The Smallsword of Doom wrote:
ProjectMidnight wrote:
Damn cross dressers. It's people like you that make me have to log into vent to prove that my reproductive anatomy matches that of my toon.

Face it. Deep down every blood elf male secretly wants to be a blood elf female.
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#33 Mar 28 2008 at 1:53 AM Rating: Decent
I think that all elves are female. They create their children with magic.
#34 Mar 28 2008 at 5:49 AM Rating: Decent
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Jup, just like all dwarves and orcs are male.
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