Blizz should fiz FelguardFollow

Once, I went to solo Scarlet Monastery for some reason, and there i aggroed a bunch of mobs. So, with Felguard tanking like 2 or 3 mobs, I turn Cleave on, so he holds aggro better and inflicts more damage. And then...

Shaatom's Cleave hits Rat for ... damage.
Rat dies.

Why the heck does the cleave hit critters??? The Felguard has 3 enemies on him! Surely he doesn't think the most viable option is to direct the Cleave towards a bloody rat!
It would also be good if Cleave stopped hitting neutral mobs at all so they don't aggro when you cleave...
Fix this please, Blizzard!

I agree, the Felguard needs excessive fizzing.

Fizz like soda pop even.

Woops, now Locks are the superior softdrink!

So what your saying is you want a Diet Felguard who tastes the same but with less calories?

I'm fine with nerfing soda, as I haven't drinken one in fifteen months. So nerf away ye soda titans!

Anyone know where I can get some booze?

We also know you're ******** about such a minor inconvenience that we chose to ignore you. Also, Dr. Pepper > all.

Hmmm... not sure it's so minor... It might get you killed if the cleave with which you intended to aggro 2 mobs hits a critter instead and the mob goes beat you up.
Of course there are worse issues than that. But still... softdrinks??? LOL!

Mountain dew is the nectar of the gods.

All AOE and multi target powers will hit all viable targets.

and critters be viable targets dontchya know.

And blizz did put in a fix.

I call him one eye willy and he be a sleepy fellow. But when critters are about to ruin my multi shots..BEWARE!

You're a warlock, you're evil, you should WAN'T your felguard to nuke critters! In fact you should make a macro for targetting critters and killing them with your felguard.

While you're at it you should make it your mission to figure out what is the maximum possible number of dots you can put on a critter before it dies.

I went to the vending machine today and was so pissed off I kicked the cheap plastic cover in.

THEY WERE OUT OF MY DIET FELGUARD! GOD DAMNIT!



Epic thread. hahaha



ps. No one cares that your FG cleaved a rat. Get over it and gtfo.

Edited, Mar 10th 2008 3:54pm by Banatu

+1

I'll forgive you USians for not knowing the truth that is Dandelion and Burdock. But any UK posters saying otherwise should be ashamed.

I'm with Loki on this one, Dr Pepper FTW...

Also a hunter's multishot hits critters as well. Less critters = less disease

LOL