I know. Shocking, right?
A Marks Hunter caught me around Frostwolf Graveyard healing people. He catches me with Concussive Shot, then jumps in with Scatter and follows with Aimed Shot while i'm stumbling about with no trinket up. I'm like: "Ohcrap, ohcrap! Rejuv, Swiftmend, cmon!" and he Silencing Shots then follows with Multi. I shift to Travel, and go to run when a Holy Paladin comes over and lands Hammer of Justice. I'm ok, i'm ok, i'm ok, Nature's Swiftness is down, nooo! Rejuvenation, Arcane Shot, Multi-Shot, dead!
I get disconnected from the server.
I get an e-mail from Blizzard.
"In an effort to balance Resto Druids; any Resto Druid who dies in combat is permanently deleted from the realms. We apologize for the inconvenience."
I log onto a alt. A friend is in the same BG.
The credits are rolling for the Hunter and Paladin. Queen's We are the Champions is playing in the background. Alterac Valley's snow has been replaced with confetti.
Feral Druids are receiving their buffs, and the Battlegrounds chat is filled with organized conspiracies to have Boomkins deleted next.
Someone says it's the happiest days of their life, and a comet redirects to Earth as Jesus rolls Horde.
Dang...and I just levelled my Fishing to 375... ; ;