REALLY slow day today. so anyway...
i was doing the skettis escort daily with a random pugger and spotted the npc in the southern location. the pugger was afk so i sat there waiting a bit, keeping my eyes open for any horde ninjas or any alliance i could invite to the party before they ninja. so this gnome mage comes flying in, i quickly mouse over him to get his name and manage to type /inv frostnut in maybe a second. instead of asking for the invite, the guy swooped right in, took the npc, and declined my invitation. here's the resulting convo (*censored):
me: wtf dude, i was just about to invite you.
him: too slow, be faster next time.
me: you're a *fn *Richard.
i fly away...
him: *stuff happens
me: yea *f you
him: do you kiss your mother with that *butt of yours
me: XD that made absolutely no sense, you dyslexic moron, why would i kiss her with my *butt
him: *various misspellings and grammatical mistakes
me: XD didn't get your GED in the mail yet hm?
Frostnut is ignoring you.
i've had far, far better comebacks and epic ./ignores upon similar such events, but this was the latest one. please, do share yours =)