LOL hunter pwnage!!!Follow

Ok, some people might not believe me but...meh lol

Ive got a 29 twink hunter, and he OWNS!!!! seriously!!
Ive told this to many ppl and now...im gonna share th love!
This has to be th proudest moment of my wow career. Ok here goes...

I enter WSG maybe halfway thru, i turn down th tunnel and hit aspect of th hawk as usual...and coming towards me are three hordies =)
The following events happened REALLY fast! And i critted on bassically every shot, honest! i nearly cried with happiness lol.
I lay a trap just near th turn for th roof, and mark/concuss th rogue whilst scattering (critt!!critt!! HOLY MOTHER OF CRITT!!) mage basically dead, and dives behind th little alcove along with th warrior. Rogue walks into trap, and is down to about 20%. At this point i could sense th panic...omg yes!!! Being owned by one lonely hunter must be terrible...for them lol!!
Then the mage an warrior had a brilliant idea...running across to th door for th roof, with little to no health hehe. They ran behind th rogue who was about to unfreeze and as im concussing/arcaneing th warrior before he gets to th door...i scatter...and all three of them are dead. Joy.

These players were two 29s and a 28. And th rogue was carrying some glowing monsters, so was probably twinked out.
As i said, my little dwarf owns all th time, but this has to be th best lol. (Oh BTW i love dwarfs =P)

This is as acurate as i remember from those 3-5 seconds lol. I was switching targets alot and all i was looking at was th critts =D. I might have missed out a few stings or autoshots but the rest is gold!

Now i feel better that i have shared this lmao, wud love to hear some similar stories. Happy kiting.

Oh calm down Aethien. He's just excited by a fun fight.

Grats on the good fight. Make sure you keep reading stuff on this board to make your hunter as good as he can be. Good job with the trap. It just gets better in the future. Arena's are crazy fun now that they've changed the deadzone.

Now I agree with Aethien on one thing for sure. USE THE DAMN E!

Edited, Jan 6th 2008 9:07am by Xsarus

there's simply a huge difference between a well written BG bragpost or a badly written one. namely that well written nes are fun to read and ones that use a lot of leetspeak make eyes bleed and get flamed.....

Stopped at Twink. There's no "pwnage!!!" involved as soon as that word is involved. It merely devolves into steamrolling, which is an entirely different thing.

Am I the only one who didn't have a problem reading the post?

tbh I didn't even notice the word 'the' had no E until it was pointed out :s

OP:
Gratz to a fun BG-experience!
I'm starting to get purple'd out, and though I still have a lot to learn (and need to gear up) in the arena, BG:s are going great atm.

Yesterday I was alone guarding the gold mine in AB. A priest and a pally (at full health and mana) came running. I thought "oh ****!", but at least I'll try to put up a good fight.
The priest was dead almost before the pally reached me. He tripped my snake trap, I went big and red and killed him, with 20 % health and mana left!
I laughed out loud (my wife just shook her head).

By the way, how can there be such a big difference between BG:s and arenas? I'm almost always in the top 3 for killing blows, and if I'm not no 1 damage dealer, I'm disappointed.
In the arenas, it's a totally different deal. OK, I'm PvE-specced and teaming 2vs2 with a warrior, but hell, at the moment I'm glad if I can keep a 1400-rating!

OK, people playing arenas are usually very well geared, but I'm never the best geared player in the BG:s either.

Glad for you on the fight and all but please... everyone that read your post eye's are bleeding. Try typing in English next time. Thanks.

Edited, Jan 6th 2008 9:37pm by Steadyshot

So you think killing nontwinks as a twink hunter is ownage? you're crazy as a coconut!(rateup if you know what song that quote is from :D)

So simple, but so true XD

Nope, it's this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8BWBn26bX0 :D best music video ever.


Edited, Jan 8th 2008 10:26am by CyrexBismarck

I stopped at WSG.

Following the yellow brick road to Ghetto epics huh?