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#1 Dec 31 2007 at 1:20 PM Rating: Default
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My friend was talking about how he's healing, but he'll put up Righteous Fury for the damage reduction. Only he mixed the two buffs of imp RF together, and said "I get 90% damage reduction."
"You mean 6%?"
"Yeah, why what'd I say?"
"90%!"
"Well, that'd be great! Too bad we dont have that..."

While it would be supremely OP, that would still be great for pally tanks if it were true. 90% reduction in damage...
#2 Dec 31 2007 at 1:29 PM Rating: Good
So would 100%... and a threat aura that increases the threat valus of the paladin on all enemies currently in combat by 10000 a second.

And wings.... wings would be cool too.
#3 Dec 31 2007 at 1:34 PM Rating: Good
I agree about the wings...

70 Pallies should get a quest (a very easy one) that turns them into Angels and maxes all talents out + gives them flying abilities (epic speed of course with no training required) and should give their weapon a Hand of God proc.
#4 Dec 31 2007 at 1:37 PM Rating: Good
OOh oooh and racing stripes! If we didn't go faster than everyone else we would at least be perceived to be.
#5 Dec 31 2007 at 1:52 PM Rating: Decent
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I would like strobe lights on my gauntlets, ty.

Oh, and neon hover lights under my Charger!
#6 Dec 31 2007 at 1:56 PM Rating: Good
I'ma gonna go on Pimp my Paly and see what they can do.
#7 Dec 31 2007 at 1:57 PM Rating: Good
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We have wings... Avenging Wrath.
#8 Dec 31 2007 at 2:02 PM Rating: Good
Functional wings.
#9 Dec 31 2007 at 2:04 PM Rating: Good
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Nit-picker.
#10 Dec 31 2007 at 2:10 PM Rating: Good
Truth be told I forgot about Avenging Wrath... I haven't used it since... since the accident.
#11 Dec 31 2007 at 2:13 PM Rating: Good
Ok so basically what I have so far is this! You can't see the strobe lights, but they're there... Also there's a neon-green underglow under his robes.

And he doesn't need a charger anymore, cuz they can definatly phase shift (like mage blink) over and over for 1 mana... no... make that 0 mana...


Did I mention GCDs dont effect Angels... I mean Paladins.
#12 Dec 31 2007 at 2:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Celcio! You're not supposed to bring up the wings around CapJack dude.. come on..
#13 Dec 31 2007 at 2:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Ok so basically what I have so far is this! You can't see the strobe lights, but they're there... Also there's a neon-green underglow under his robes.

And he doesn't need a charger anymore, cuz they can definatly phase shift (like mage blink) over and over for 1 mana... no... make that 0 mana...


Did I mention GCDs dont effect Angels... I mean Paladins.


Hrm... Seems everything is in order here. WotLK here we come!
#14 Dec 31 2007 at 2:32 PM Rating: Good
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Look, we warned him. Even showed him remnants of those that tried it. It's really not my fault he didn't listen and if, by by bringing it up and exposing his pain, I can prevent it from happening to some other cocky SOB then by gum that's what I'm going to do!
#15 Dec 31 2007 at 9:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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Celcio wrote:
Look, we warned him. Even showed him remnants of those that tried it. It's really not my fault he didn't listen and if, by by bringing it up and exposing his pain, I can prevent it from happening to some other cocky SOB then by gum that's what I'm going to do!


Yeah, but getting turned into a Maxi-pad by an ogre...it's just not the kind of thing you talk about afterwards.
#16 Jan 01 2008 at 10:27 AM Rating: Decent
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Wings.. hmm, yeah. Avenging Wrath looks a little weak, imo. I've got one word for you. A name, actually.

Tyrael.
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#17 Jan 02 2008 at 4:22 AM Rating: Decent
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And wings.... wings would be cool too.


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OOh oooh and racing stripes!


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I would like strobe lights on my gauntlets, ty.

Oh, and neon hover lights under my Charger!


hmm... how about we aim for something more acheivable... perhaps a nice hat?



*the gift to question your own existence is a cruel gift... oh im sorry... were you expecting something funny?*
#18 Jan 02 2008 at 4:55 AM Rating: Decent
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At least make Avenging Wrath look like this?

Or this.

Edited, Jan 2nd 2008 1:57pm by Mazra
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#19 Jan 02 2008 at 8:56 AM Rating: Good
While they don't port over everything from all their games, the general look of angels from D2 was very unique and VERY cool.

Angels actually had a small fixed "real" set of wings on their back that usually remained closed (seen opened sometimes when jumping and attacking.) The real flying came from magic wing-tentacle-things that were to say the very least 'f-cking badass.'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQyta80a5wc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc_BXW9_pjM&feature=related
#20 Jan 02 2008 at 9:04 AM Rating: Good
daitsukioni wrote:
hmm... how about we aim for something more acheivable... perhaps a nice hat?


Hat? No. Halo? Yes.

Also the Halo does 90% Dmg Redux, I forgot.
#21 Jan 02 2008 at 6:51 PM Rating: Decent
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What exactly is the CapJack incedent(sp?, I know its wrong.)?
#22 Jan 02 2008 at 7:13 PM Rating: Decent
Don't stop there give them four arms. And have a two hander in each hand. Imagine that..that would be...really really messed up. Or just give them some AWESOME shades. Better than four arms. Maybe four wings or something.
#23 Jan 02 2008 at 9:37 PM Rating: Good
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Mizzoulover wrote:
What exactly is the CapJack incedent(sp?, I know its wrong.)?


I wrote:
Yeah, but getting turned into a Maxi-pad by an ogre...it's just not the kind of thing you talk about afterwards.


Read more. Smiley: tongue
#24 Jan 03 2008 at 8:19 AM Rating: Good
'twas a joke that went very horrible very fast.

I was actually referring to my temporary conversion to Holy-ism. But I guess I could describe the experience as being roughly equivelant to Polderan's interpretation of the events that transpired.
#25 Jan 03 2008 at 8:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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CapJack of the Seven Seas wrote:
Polderan's interpretation of the events that transpired.



Someone mentioned wings. I flashed on a horrible juxtapostion of a paladin and a maxi-pad commercial "Now with wings for greater protection." And fun was born.

Smiley: grin
#26 Jan 03 2008 at 8:27 AM Rating: Good
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I had the same thought... but I was decent enough not to actually outline it.
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