1. I am a ranged weapon, your god. You shall not attack with any weapons but me, unless it is to wing clip and get to range.
2. You shall not attack with false ranged weapons such as thrown weapons, they are an abomination before me.
3. You shall not ask other hunters what the best pet is. Someone will slap you.
4. Learn how to CC upon command, for it is holy
5. Honor and feed thy pet, it will save your *** more times than you can count.
6. Thou shall not let your healer die if you have any way to prevent it (but thou shall be murderin' a plenty)
7. Thou shall not perform attacks on CCed mobs.
8. Thou shalt not ninja.
9. Thou shall not invest in false stats like strength. Honestly, don't do it.
10. You shall not covet shiny melee drops. They are an anathma to your being, even if they are big and glowy and spiky, you shalt not lot for them unless they have ranged stats.