My mother drank inhuman quantities of bad wine and began criticising the world for not recognising how awesome she was. Then she fell over on the dog and blamed my father, who was asleep on the other side of the room.
On the good side, I got a new computer. My parents are alcoholics, my dog has cancer, my cat is insane and my sister is obese, but I got a new computer!
Even though WoW is going on hold, because I also got Mass Effect, and playing Mass Effect is like being immersed in a barrage of background information that overloads your capacity for abstract thought and hammers your frontal lobe into a meaty paste. It has a massive effect all right - on my eyes, from reading all that text.