the holidaysFollow

are fun

go! get drunk! open gifts! pretend you like them! act like you know what 'kwanza' is! actually take the time to gank someone!

but basically

merry x-mas, and if you celebrate a different holiday well, i wish you well... but i aint sayin anything else ^_^

x-mas or death!

Me = drujk.

drank some wine, ate wsome good food, got into an argument with my sister, going to be angry. Presents to morrow, whatever, bed time now.

**** you all, I wish you wer ebagels.

My mother drank inhuman quantities of bad wine and began criticising the world for not recognising how awesome she was. Then she fell over on the dog and blamed my father, who was asleep on the other side of the room.

On the good side, I got a new computer. My parents are alcoholics, my dog has cancer, my cat is insane and my sister is obese, but I got a new computer!

Even though WoW is going on hold, because I also got Mass Effect, and playing Mass Effect is like being immersed in a barrage of background information that overloads your capacity for abstract thought and hammers your frontal lobe into a meaty paste. It has a massive effect all right - on my eyes, from reading all that text.

So I get the shaft this year I get stuck on duty on a ship in the navy, did xmas yesterday hope you guys have a good one today!

Merry Xmas every1!