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Tell your funniest ganking story.

Mine: Darkshire, full sub spec. I was killing lowbies with a 70 lock hunting for me. It was exciting cat and mouse, can I get the lowbie before the lock finds/pwns me. Even managed to sap the lock one time.

Some lowbie human got himself standing on top of the fountain post in the middle of Darkshire, "looking out" for me I guess. It must've been a b*tch to get up there. I Shadowstepped up to him and killed him. Then rather than run and hide, I decided /dance on his corpse on top of the post for all lowbies to see was worth getting killed by the lock. The Darkshire guards went apesh#t but couldnt touch me due to lack of ranged weapons.

So the picture is BE dancing on a lowbie corpse, top of the post in the middle of Darkshire, lowbies and guards all around going apesh#t but cant do anything about it. All thanks to Shadowstep.


Edited, Dec 20th 2007 1:18pm by DrMayhem

Edited, Dec 20th 2007 1:19pm by DrMayhem

I was running around Hillsbrad, questing as usual, and as I was clearing gnolls to steal their mushrooms (and get high, dude!), a gnome warrior came running through the field. I was engaged with a mob, so I switched to him as he ran past, hamstring'd, switched back and killed the mob, then started in on the gnome. He tried to hamstring me back and run away, but he wasn't looking where he was going, and he ran right into a big pack of respawns. He tried to hamstring all of the mobs too, but obviously failed, so I got him down to about 10%, then ran off leaving the gnolls to finish him off.

PvP + repair bills = win

...wow, it's true. All Rogues really are also gankers.

Is that like a class requirement or something?

Help with what exactly?

Ah. You're a Rogue and a mailman, I see.

Do many people ambush you, or do your 1337 g4nk sk1llz make sure you ambush them and give them a papercut they'll remember for the rest of ten minutes?

I was sitting outside WC in the barrens fishing, try to get my skill up and not fall asleep at the keys when i was jumped by a lvl 45 gnome rogue, not even thinking i just started fighting back, when it was all said and done i just stood there LMAO, looking down at his body while still holding my fishing pole!

Stealth into Stormwind/IF and gank people as they come out of BGs.

That's what I do.

I miss playing my rogue.

See a RL friend of mine talked me into going back to a PVE server where I had a upper 30's (now mid 40's) Shaman. So I did. And neglected my rogue so much he doesn't show in armory anymore!

I will recitify that this evening. Level 50 here I come! :D

Um.
there was this time in orgrimmar..
(guys its story time, so gather round)
and i was sitting outside RFC, Malch to one shot lowbies.
i gank a 20 priest, his 31 paladin friend comes over and rezzes him.
gank both. 70 rogue shows up, gank him. warr shows up and run into RFC.
my friend was playing his hordie at the time and said people were flipping *****.
so i was curious as to whats going on outside, low and behold i spy nine lv70 hordies and feel a cheapshot hit. it was over but fun.

and@Theophany, i do the same except in org.
i know they dont reflect skill but ive helped make a couple pvp videos in there ^.^

Does it count when after TBC came out there are 2 BE pallies dueling and one drinking and I kill the two right after their duel finishes?

We were all mid 60s and I was mutilate at the time. There was much laying on off hands and bubbles from the one not dueling so I only got to kill the two who were low after the duel. I couldn't quite take the third one so I had to bounce out of there, but it sure was fun.

I have a few of these stories... This is long so I apologise in advance. Keep in mind I'm on a PvE realm too..

Most recently (as in yesterday) I was bored and killed the Horde Flight master at Tarren Mill in order to attract some attention. After a while some lowbie who I let spot me calls in a lvl 70 lock. By this point I'm rather bored though so I mount up and run off. About 20 seconds out of southshore I'm chatting to guild members and the lock turns up and starts dotting me up. Having done nothing to him I am rather annoyed by this so I CoS, hit sprint and decide to beat his ***. I figure if he is so intent on chasing me when I have obviously gotten bored I should punish him a little.

*Warlord* pops up and I suddenly feel a bit more impressed with this victory. So I decide to gank him a second time.

I let him go the third time and follow him into tarren mill. I then kill him as he is talking to the inkeeper.

He resurrects, gets his felhound out and starts running around trying to find me. So I hit sprint, Cheapshot him and start to beat him up. Instead of fighting me back he decides it is enough to DoT me up and make me follow him into the centre of tarren mill. At this point I hit evasion and AR as my screen is literally filled with the nameplates of *tarren mill deathgaurd*... well I kill him a third time, pop CoS and vanish. About 5 mins later he rezzes with his pvp off and I then go and sit under him, whilst pvp flagged. He then proceeds to /chicken me and /spit on me. I don't quite understand the /chicken part seeing as I still have pvp up and he can't kill me three times in a row. One of them being in the centre of tarren mill.

About 2mins later a random person /w me and says "you have messed with the wrong person :)"

Apparently not only was the *warlord* warlock the GM of the largest horde side raiding guild. But the person who had called him in (that I had ganked on the grounds of - if its a pve realm and you are flagged and trying to heal someone I am killing then I can kill you too) was in the oldest and most well known and furthest progressed raiding guild on Alliance side (the kind of guild that if in pre-cross realm battlegrounds you saw a premade of their guild you would -and ppl did- literally just sit in the GY and wait to lose).

I explained that he had chased me and deliberatly attacked me whilst I hadn't provoked him or infact killed any lowbies until the lock turned up. That he had also had the rank of "Warlord" and still managed to die to me in the MIDDLE of tarren mill surrounded by gaurds whilst he had his felhound up... twice.

At this point I was accused of "hax" and that both alliance and horde guilds were *out to get me*. I informed him that I didn't give a **** if the horde guild had me on their "wanted list" and that there was no point in him complaining to his GM and their big scary alliance guild since I knew his GM personally from RL and was a good friend of his.

It was a good day.

It wasn't really a gank, but...

A few weeks ago when I was still specced lolstep, I was hanging around Darkshire and waiting for an auction to cash in before I logged for the night. A group of 5-6 hordies come along, all 65 and up, and start slaughtering the pathetic level 35 guards. A few noobs flagged and tried to kill the horde (strength in numbers!) but failed miserably, and two of the horde (mage and warlock) went up on top of that building roof (The one you can epic mount jump onto the corner of the roof.) I ShS'd up, sapped one and by the time sap ran out, with massive lolstep pwnage, the other hordie had miraculously fallen over dead with a pansy only-BE-male cry. (He was probably in mostly greens and had recently dinged 70, because my first ghostly strike hit for 1450 with some crappy blue filler sword.) I quickly pwnd the other and jumped down, but the other 4 horde were able to take me out :(

I got kind of mad after that, because I was killed more than once by them. So, I decided to go beat up on a nearby horde town with a few of my friends who were in SW at the time, bored out of their skulls with 12 minute 2v2 queues. We rode out to Stonard and started sh*tting all over the low level guards. The hordies, at least one of them with their WorldDefense channel running, heard the 'Stonard is under attack!', and quickly got the group to ride over. Fortunately for me this time, I had 2 friends, and we were able to easily destroy the badly organized horde.

Vengeance is always fun.

It was not actually a gank but was funny. I sapped a mage for about 5 times in Smv near the Dragonmaw fortress.Guess what, that ''nice'' lvl 72 elite dual wielding Thunderfury's killed him 5 times.:)
Eventually he spirit ressed.