Paladin fighting Warlock flowchartFollow

I came up with this in the Paladin forums. A lot of people thought it was funny and I thought you guys might get a kick out of it too. This is my perspective of how fights with Warlocks go.

 
 |-----------------------------> Is that a Warlock? <---------------------- 
 |                              Y/        |       \N                      | 
 |                             E/         -----|   \O                     | 
 |                            S/               |    \                     | 
 |                  Does he have a Felguard?   |   Oh ok good kill        | 
 |                       Y/             \N     |   him and look for       | 
 |                      E/               \O    |---someone else           | 
 |                     S/                 \                               | 
 |                 KILL HIM! <----         Start Mounting Up              | 
 |            ... is he dead?     |        Am I now running               |  
 |              N/        \Y      |           in fear?                    | 
 |             O/          \E     |         Y/        \N                  | 
 |             /            \S    |        E/          \O                 |   
 |     Am I now running   Cool,   |       S/            \                 | 
 |        in fear?       I rock   |  Wait for it       Quickly get out    | 
 |         Y/  |  \N              |  to end then       of there and look  | 
 |        E/   |   \O             |  start praying     for another enemy - 
 |       S/    |    \--------------  for a quick and     
 |  Wait for   ----|                  merciful death. 
 |  it to end.     |             
 |         \       | 
 |        Am I     | 
 |        Dead?    | 
 |        Y/   \N  |                       
 |       E/     \O | 
 |      S/       \-| 
 |  Rez and go  
 |  look for 
 |- someone else. 

Hehehe ,funny
tbh,I dont like fighting palas ,takes too much time and sometimes...I...I ...loose...

I play a prot pally and I've actually killed a couple locks (maybe around 10 different ones across 69 levels?). It's a little easier to outplay them, though, if you can predict every mistake they are going to make within the first 2-3 spells.

In world PvP I've only ever fought three pallys.

I killed one. In the other two cases, they bubbled and hearthed. How sad is that?

It does take fookin ages to kill the b*st*rds, I must admit.

I really hate em, actually. I rolled one to see what it was like. BOOOOORING!

A human pally is right up there on my hate list next to a ne hunter. There is nothing like having nightfall proc and goin OMG ima get him finally.. then to see the word immune show up and see all that health get restored... What a waste of 10 min in wsg last week.

if you want to do that, roll mage, spec elemental and then put on molten armour. just run through and watch the mobs kill them self, then chuck off the odd AE, frost nova, CoC etc... to finish them ^^

heck even us locks can do that no issue. either afliction and dot + run till everything's dead OR get big blue to collect loads of mobs, then do like 2-3 SoC's and they're all dead ^^

Edited, Dec 12th 2007 9:47am by Jenovaomega

FOUGHT A 68 PROT PALLY WITH MY 60 AFFL LOCK LAST NIGHT ONE ON ONE IN AB FOR LITERALLY 3 MINUTES LAST NIGHT AND WON. I WAS FARM GUARDING AND THE REST OF MY TEAM WAS ZERGING STABLES OR HOLDING MINE, BS AND LM. I WAS ALL ON MY OWN. FIGHT WENT LIKE THIS (SORRY FOR CAPS)...

UA, coa, cor... he starts hitting me... death coil, fear then reapply DoT's with sl and immolate this time and the drain life... My health is pretty damn full, he bubbles and heals...I wait him out, iHoT, UA, coa, cor, Fear just before he gets to me etc. It was absolutely sick how long this went on for. He would let his health get extremely close to zero before he would bubble. I think I got him with a timely Nightfall Proc so I got an instant Shadow Bolt then Death coil and he was about to bubble. Shocked the hell out of him (and me for that matter) that a 60 could take him down.

I actually don't know. I am interested in an answer too. I only cast the UA first because of the cast time involved. I was recasting Dot's whenever I could but I did not notice if he was cleansing the later applied ones. It was 3:00 in the morning so I was pretty tired. It was the first time I've ever had a one on one with a pally for that long so I've never noticed before.

Thanks. I thought it was random but then I saw someone mention a few days ago or so that it was FILO so I thought maybe there was a changeback and was quite confused. Thanks for clearing that up.

I don't think it's sad, I actually find it quite funny. I feel so offended when pally does and find myself sometimes shouting out loud "How rude" or "Don't you dare to do that" (afterwards when I realize that the pally is really going hs out, I usually congratulate him in my mind while accepting my lost honor points with a smile on my face).

I would definitely amuse my self by doing that if I was able to, even though it may be a bit sad. Whatever makes me happy :)

I liked the chart anyways, thanks CapJack.