Paladin fighting Warlock FlowchartFollow

I came up with this in another thread, but I felt it should be posted on the main forum for some funny.

 
 |-----------------------------> Is that a Warlock? <---------------------- 
 |                              Y/        |       \N                      | 
 |                             E/         -----|   \O                     | 
 |                            S/               |    \                     | 
 |                  Does he have a Felguard?   |   Oh ok good kill        | 
 |                       Y/             \N     |   him and look for       | 
 |                      E/               \O    |---someone else           | 
 |                     S/                 \                               | 
 |                 KILL HIM! <----         Start Mounting Up              | 
 |            ... is he dead?     |        Am I now running               |  
 |              N/        \Y      |           in fear?                    | 
 |             O/          \E     |         Y/        \N                  | 
 |             /            \S    |        E/          \O                 |   
 |     Am I now running   Cool,   |       S/            \                 | 
 |        in fear?       I rock   |  Wait for it       Quickly get out    | 
 |         Y/  |  \N              |  to end then       of there and look  | 
 |        E/   |   \O             |  start praying     for another enemy - 
 |       S/    |    \--------------  for a quick and     
 |  Wait for   ----|                  merciful death. 
 |  it to end.     |             
 |         \       | 
 |        Am I     | 
 |        Dead?    | 
 |        Y/   \N  |                       
 |       E/     \O | 
 |      S/       \-| 
 |  Rez and go  
 |  look for 
 |- someone else. 

I never bubble hearth.

Ever.

I'm not joking.. Ive never bubblehearthed in a PvP situation.

i thought you quit.

Ahaha thats pretty funny. you could prolly post that in every class board and they would get a kick out of that.

at the moment im spec ret, and as a ret, i love fighting Locks. well, if i have a bubble.

so far ive found that if you use your bubble to "attack" them before they even do anything. or immediately as they fear you(as i do, due to the fact it takes them about 5 seconds to even believe that a pally actually picked them out and is trying to kill them). they die a terrible death. they have no way to do anything that doesnt involve fear. and if you use the bubble at the right time, then stun them right when your bubble wears off. they cant survive at all.

ive never lost to a lock i was prepared for.

mages can just blink away and do other things to waste your bubble,
priests can just bubble them selves. heal, dispell bubble . . bah.

locks cannont escape in any way if your a ret with a properly used bubble.

and i even have pretty crappy gear for a ret . . actually, its more like terrible gear. and no lock escapes me.

Alla is the only mistrees a pirate could ever need.

Or Alla's a parrot.

One or the other but please GOD not both.

Good for you. Neither have I(because hearthing out of an Arena/BG would be silly and I'm on a PvE server.

I did sheep hearth once, though.

Great post. There's also the bubble and jump off a nearby cliff escape ;)

First, quoted for funniness.

Second, Alla's more of a nicotine patch.

And I'm still not playing, in case some people think I started up again, I didn't. I'm a little sad when I look up my armory and I'm not the top person on there anymore cause my relevance went down.

I kinda want to re-login to respec to a 2.3 tanking spec, but meh I'll think about it.