My Inbox wrote:
From: XsniperX
To: NorthAI
Sent: Nov 19, 2007 @ 9:15 PM GMT
Read: Nov 19, 2007 @ 10:23 PM GMT
Subject: can u stop?
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ok how old are you? your probly like 20 but ur shure not acting like it you dont needa be a *** about some little spelling or grammer mistakes geez man grow up...
This, lady and gentlemen is the very definition of retarded. It quite simply can't be put more eloquently, and is a state quite difficult to reproduce in normal people who weren't dropped repeatedly as children. If anyone wish to share in the ignorant bliss of complete and utter failure at life and failure to realize the aforementioned facts, there are a few tested methods.
1. Lobotomy. It has been performed with excellent results (albeit not the one they were after, but still) on quite alot of people that weren't exactly volunteering. The results however were quite similar to what we are seeing here. Con: Hard to find doctors willing to do this outside of Deathcamps or various scary movies. Internet is your friend here.
2. Repeatedly smashing your head on a brick wall. Some people think this merely emulates the feeling of conversing with aforementioned retards, but that will pass after you have lost enough blood. Keep at it, and you will soon experience the relief of unconsciousness and afterwards the same "duuurrrr...." mental state of our current subject.
3. Do some major Karma adjustments and go skydiving without a parachute. If you have adjusted your personal karma properly, you will be reborn as a human but with a mother who doesn't want you. If you were accurate enough, the coathanger abortion will fail, and you will merely be born showing the mental faculty of our guest today. This one is hard to achieve, and requires a certain amount of religious zeal. The skydiving itself may be considered a leap of faith, as it were.
I hope you have enjoyed this little lecture on retarded people. But remember never to actually call one of these little cretins retarded. The politically correct term is one of the following: Mentally Challenged, f
Ucktard or XsniperX. Choose one and use it consistantly so you don't confuse the poor little retards... er... f
Ucktards.
North
Your friendly neighbourhood Doctor in Social studies.