Gah! You've stumbled upon my plans to corrupt the youth of the Paladins on these boards towards the order of prot. No matter, it is too late now.
It was too easy. As a youth I was fascinated by the idealogy of Protection Paladins. Reading, learning of it's secrets and formulating my plans. I started here asking questions, not for my own benefit since I already knew the answers, but to slowly plague the minds of others. Then I left, leaving my ideology softly brewing in the minds of others.
This eventually caused Cathela to become mad, thus he stopped posting and eventually left the boards. It was about this time that I came back and slowly became a respected member of the board. Not only respected, but kind and informative, even giving myself the title of "Honorable" to give people a false sense of security. When I volunteered to write a new FAQ, there was almost no opposition, save one. Bodh was the first thorn in my side, yet he too eventually came around, while not corrupted, he eventually endorsed the new FAQ, which is heavily slanted towards protection paladins.
Since then, there have been more and more protection paladins on the boards, and there has been less and less resistance. Dilbrt was the next thorn, attacking me on my status, persuading me to turn to the Holy path. Eventually he succeeded and mentally forced me to destroy my physical body, unable to login anymore. Unknowingly, he made me stronger than ever as my spirit still lingers on these boards, giving advice to new recruits and converting other recruits from the holy order. When he wrote a new guide for Holy Paladins and seeked to have it Stickied, I offered to include it in the FAQ instead to both cover it up and ensure that Holy members would still have to read the FAQ.
And now I am still here, and my stain has been left on the boards. Should I be destroyed my followers will continue my legacy, it is too late to stop me now!