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#27 Nov 16 2007 at 7:02 AM Rating: Decent
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I once had a friend named Dave,
Who kept a dead ***** in his cave,
He said "I admit, she does smell a bit
but look at the money I save".


Here is one to go with that...

I am dwarf pally short and stout
Here is my hammer, Here is my mount
When i see the horde i scream and shout
Pop my bubble and hearth right out.
#28 Nov 16 2007 at 7:14 AM Rating: Good
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I'm a Rogue, an Orc and oh so strong
Then I saw a NElfie come along
She was Allie yeah, but oh so sweet and kind
So I pulled my dagger, stabbed her from behind
#29 Nov 16 2007 at 7:53 AM Rating: Good
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I'm a Rogue, an Orc and oh so strong
Then I saw a NElfie come along
She was Allie yeah, but oh so sweet and kind
So I pulled my dagger, stabbed her from in the behind


Fixed.
#30 Nov 16 2007 at 7:55 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm a night elf and I can't deny it,
I look like Michael Jackson and I can't hide it.
When I see a mailbox I must dance and strip,
while people still give me boxes to open with no tip.
#31 Nov 16 2007 at 2:42 PM Rating: Decent
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Flubgaurd wrote:
she actually moved from Sweden and they are now living together in a small apartment just outside of my university town.

Mail order brides don't count.
#32 Nov 16 2007 at 8:20 PM Rating: Decent
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EonSprinter wrote:
Mail order brides don't count.


Technically she was more E-mail.

Whether or not they have "Consummated" the whole thing is a different matter altogether. I'm still in the school of thought that they sleep on opposite sides of the bed. Personally if some girl tried to pull that **** with me for a green card she could f*ck right back off to Sweden.
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