WoW romance stories (Shao, need your input here!)Follow

EDIT: since some ppl seem to think that I was kidding with this thread, here's the source.

This being said, you're welcome to recourse to your imagination if it's as good as Greenroom's!

If I was to date all the players I've killed in a bg... well I'd have a sore [BIIIIP] (and I'd be seriously gay based on how many guys/girls play WoW).

Joke aside, how on earth did you do that? I mean, if you killed her, it means she was on the other side. So you couldn't even talk to her. I mean, except if you REALLY wanted to and rolled another player in the opposite faction on her server just to talk to her... so if you went the effort to do all this, what drove you to? Like, did you find her Tauren shape sufficiently sexy or what?

Just kidding, but I AM curious to know how you manage this.

If others want to share their WoW romande, go ahead, that should be entertaining.

Thanks,

nostra

Edited, Nov 15th 2007 6:51pm by nostraaa

Edited, Nov 15th 2007 6:52pm by nostraaa

Greenroom - rate up for the greatest romance story EVAH!

Dueling Guide: v. Night elf

Step One - Become a mailbox
Step two - Allow them to take off all their clothes and dance on you
Step Three - Kill

You guys might just convince me to start writing romance novels. EPIC ROMANCE NOVELS!

Haha, in all seriousness I've known at least two people who met on WoW and made it work into a decent RL relationship.
And no, one of those two isn't me.

Don't do that Tucker Max thing. While Sushi pants may be a hilarious story, that guy seems to be in need of a severe beating about the head and neck.

Plus, he's a fake.

ROFLMMFAO....fake or not, this guy is my new ******* hero.

Tucker Max is funny. No denying it. He's also a horrible person, which he admits to time and again. Trying "the whole Tucker Max thing" as an actual person is a bad idea. It will either lead to erosion of your morals or you'll become the guy having sex with the drunk girl in the basement while the girl who's currently carrying your child is waiting for you to get done so she can have a serious discussion with you about her having an abortion. Funny guy. Horrible person. (last story from his book)

I'm not saying that I'm the most moral person ever, nor would I ever NOT laugh at someone ******** themselves, making fun of anyone or a west side story reenactment taking place outside a redneck bar, but to actually idolize him...

You're better off playing WoW and pwning noobs...though drinking some absinthe might be fun right about now...

Slingblade was my favorite character in all of the stories. His entire character screams geek. Plus the stuff he comes up with is hilarious. Not sure I'd go for the "all women are whores" motif as he does (seeing as I'm gettin' married soon), but he is funny as hell.

The plus-sized model story is awesome. It shows he, too, is a bad person with a good person seeping through at odd moments.

Enjoy.

One of my closest friend's at uni gave up wow about a year ago for a girl he had met in game. Its the typical *nerdy boy does anything to get the girl he is in love with because he has no common sense* internet scenario. I was that skeptical at first, but after much drama she actually moved from Sweden and they are now living together in a small apartment just outside of my university town. Its quite sweet really. Living just round the corner I have seen them plenty of times so I know its not just some macho B.S.

Another one of my old hall mates from uni met a girl in sweden who he has visited many a time & vice versa. I know that they are getting along really well and spend most of their time having freaky sex... which is a bit weird because they met when she was 15 and he was 21/22. From the photos I've seen though I wouldn't blame him for it...

There was also a girl on my halls who played wow all day long on vent to chat to her fiancé who was also a wower. They met ingame as well but I don't know what has happened to them since as she moved universities before the end of our first semester (like 2 years ago).

A guy I met ingame that I am now good mates with (we still keep in contact despite neither of us playing any more) met a girl through wow. They ended up living together for some time & filled guild chat with that usual sickening banter: "Hullo Hunny ^^" and "I love you teehee!" e.t.c. (forgive me for being a cliché cynical brit then). In the end my cynicism was well placed & it turned out she was an uber **** so he ditched her & is now happily living with a new lady who isn't a crazy *** e-*****.

Thats about all the wow relationships I know of that I can think of. No stories that involve me sadly, but I prefer meeting real women in the flesh (for obvious reasons).

Edited, Nov 15th 2007 6:45pm by Flubgaurd

i'm sure tucker, or his fake persona, is horrible but i am actually in tears from reading this.

for some reason this one drew my eyes first >.>

i didn't read any others. the secretary in my office was looking at me funny for laughing so much.

But everyone likes hearing funny stories about teh buttsecks.

Just as well you didn't /spit then. (Or even worse /sexy that might have put her off edge).

Usually I am very honorable when it comes to killing people in wow. If it was a good fight I will /bow /salute e.t.c and being on a care-bear server I sometimes log into one of my Horde toons to have a chat if it was a World PvP encounter... But there is something about Beast Master hunters... I kill one and next thing I know I'm hurling abuse at their corpse.

Just Sit down & stand up on the corpse. It has the same effect... and whilst we are on this subject I thought I should share a poem I heard a while ago.

I once had a friend named Dave,
Who kept a dead ***** in his cave,
He said "I admit, she does smell a bit
but look at the money I save".