Disclaimer: I apologize in advance if this has been done before.
You might be a BM Hunter if...
... You have more food for your pet than food for you.
... You're pet has more armor than you and isn't wearing any.
Wow... I really suck at this... please add more. :)
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...you leave your pet on Agressive during an instance and your groupmates don't mind.
...your pet pulls by sending you in first.
...your pet yells out "Heal me worms! HEAL ME!" during bossfights.
...you die and your pet Ressurects you.
...your pet get bored during WSG and goes on to capture the flag without you.
...you are considered a raidgroup without being in a party.
Okay, I'm tired, so someone else continue for a bit.
...your pet pulls by sending you in first.
...your pet yells out "Heal me worms! HEAL ME!" during bossfights.
...you die and your pet Ressurects you.
...your pet get bored during WSG and goes on to capture the flag without you.
...you are considered a raidgroup without being in a party.
Okay, I'm tired, so someone else continue for a bit.
...You kill a same-level elite giant while the group of 5 that was just about to looks on in amazement, then gets wiped when he respawns.
...your pet has a higher rank than you in guild
...you log on to find you cannot grind rep as your pet is clearing adds in BM without you
...while running solo you are suddenly queued in lfg but you didn't do it
...you have completely forgotten what MM means asside fromt the tasty candy
...you use eyes of the beast to safely run your pet away while you sacrifice youself to the bad pull
/emote passes the torch
...you log on to find you cannot grind rep as your pet is clearing adds in BM without you
...while running solo you are suddenly queued in lfg but you didn't do it
...you have completely forgotten what MM means asside fromt the tasty candy
...you use eyes of the beast to safely run your pet away while you sacrifice youself to the bad pull
/emote passes the torch
...you can't do heroics, because your pet finished them when you were at work
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....the little yellow face under your pets picture scares you more than a yellow dragon around a lvl 72 monsters picture.
....your pet's food is higher level than your food.
....you see people yelling "KILL THAT DAMN RED CAT" in BG.
....warlocks cry when they see you
....you see the prot warrior in your SV group go into Berserk stance and say "let the pet tank, hes easier to keep alive, has just as much armor as me, and does more damage than me"
....you get random party invites for BM.
....when people say they like your pu$$y and you're not even a girl.
....people ask to see how their DPS measured up to your pets in a raid.
Edited, Nov 12th 2007 5:24pm by Katchii
....your pet's food is higher level than your food.
....you see people yelling "KILL THAT DAMN RED CAT" in BG.
....warlocks cry when they see you
....you see the prot warrior in your SV group go into Berserk stance and say "let the pet tank, hes easier to keep alive, has just as much armor as me, and does more damage than me"
....you get random party invites for BM.
....when people say they like your pu$$y and you're not even a girl.
....people ask to see how their DPS measured up to your pets in a raid.
Edited, Nov 12th 2007 5:24pm by Katchii
...you get arrested for suspicion of coke use due to a high haste rating
...you go afk and the raid doesn't notice.
...you go afk and the raid doesn't notice.
Quinz wrote:
...you go afk and the raid doesn't notice.
I dunno. that sounds more like MM to me.
... Your name appears on both the first and second spot of any damage meter
... Your pet tanks and the priest is second on the healing meter
... Your pet forgets to dismiss you before jumping off a ledge
... When your pet dies is when the raid knows their screwed
... Your pet is given the (group/raid) leader slot
... Your old GM resigns and names your pet the new one
... Your action bar has fewer buttons than your pet's
... Your pet is the leader of KB's, HK's, and damage done in a BG.
... People sheep your pet before they'll sheep you.
and the best one ... You have a pleasant rivalry with Caldone =P.
(Gotta love ya but I can't resist)
EDIT: It's BM because your pet does so much damage you dont need to be there.
And the following have applied to me:
... You have more food for your pet than food for you.
... You're pet has more armor than you and isn't wearing any.
...you have completely forgotten what MM means asside fromt the tasty candy
....the little yellow face under your pets picture scares you more than a yellow dragon around a lvl 72 monsters picture.
....your pet's food is higher level than your food.
....you see the prot warrior in your SV group go into Berserk stance and say "let the pet tank, hes easier to keep alive, has just as much armor as me, and does more damage than me"
....people ask to see how their DPS measured up to your pets in a raid.
... Your name appears on both the first and second spot of any damage meter
... When your pet dies is when the raid knows their screwed
Edited, Nov 12th 2007 3:58pm by skribs
... Your pet tanks and the priest is second on the healing meter
... Your pet forgets to dismiss you before jumping off a ledge
... When your pet dies is when the raid knows their screwed
... Your pet is given the (group/raid) leader slot
... Your old GM resigns and names your pet the new one
... Your action bar has fewer buttons than your pet's
... Your pet is the leader of KB's, HK's, and damage done in a BG.
... People sheep your pet before they'll sheep you.
and the best one ... You have a pleasant rivalry with Caldone =P.
(Gotta love ya but I can't resist)
EDIT: It's BM because your pet does so much damage you dont need to be there.
And the following have applied to me:
Quote:
... You have more food for your pet than food for you.
... You're pet has more armor than you and isn't wearing any.
...you have completely forgotten what MM means asside fromt the tasty candy
....the little yellow face under your pets picture scares you more than a yellow dragon around a lvl 72 monsters picture.
....your pet's food is higher level than your food.
....you see the prot warrior in your SV group go into Berserk stance and say "let the pet tank, hes easier to keep alive, has just as much armor as me, and does more damage than me"
....people ask to see how their DPS measured up to your pets in a raid.
... Your name appears on both the first and second spot of any damage meter
... When your pet dies is when the raid knows their screwed
Edited, Nov 12th 2007 3:58pm by skribs
... you go afk with your pet on Aggressive and come back to find that you've beaten WOW.
....When you sighn onto the server your pets picture is in teh foreground and you are in the background.
....Your friends send your pet tells to come help them with quests (now I know why some noobs get confused when they try to rez their pet).
....Your pet is on more friends lists than you.
....When you take up enchanting at level 70, you "divide and conquer" by sending your pet to SFK while you take RFC to get stuff to disenchant for leveling.
....You're still using Valanos Longbow while your pets claws have all been replaced by the Warglaives of Azzinoth.
....You choose your armor based on whether or not it will match your pet.
....Mounting up gives you post-partem depression.
....Your friends send your pet tells to come help them with quests (now I know why some noobs get confused when they try to rez their pet).
....Your pet is on more friends lists than you.
....When you take up enchanting at level 70, you "divide and conquer" by sending your pet to SFK while you take RFC to get stuff to disenchant for leveling.
....You're still using Valanos Longbow while your pets claws have all been replaced by the Warglaives of Azzinoth.
....You choose your armor based on whether or not it will match your pet.
....Mounting up gives you post-partem depression.
...You take a psychology class on attachment theory to understand why you feel sad when mounted (okay same thing as before but better wording).
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...When you mount your pet kicks you off and rides the mount.
...you have a "cats are for elves" tattoo on your bum next to your pet's face.
...your group talks about you like you aren't there because they can't see you behind your gorilla.
...your group talks about you like you aren't there because they can't see you behind your gorilla.
.... you spend more time thinking up a name for your pet then for your character.
.... dismissing your pet makes you feel hollow inside.
.... dismissing your pet makes you feel hollow inside.
...you hid behind a wall and your pet can solo any player 5+ levels ahead just by you using Mend Pet over and over
...you use Gnomes as your pet's chew toys
...when you try to use "The Beast Within" in the bedroom
...when you spend more money on pet respecs than talent respecs
...when you keep spamming /roar and /meow
...you use Gnomes as your pet's chew toys
...when you try to use "The Beast Within" in the bedroom
...when you spend more money on pet respecs than talent respecs
...when you keep spamming /roar and /meow
Allright, time to start checking which of these applies to you. Or in my case, applied to me when I was still BM.
This happened to me once, and welcome to the boards.
The next one doesn't apply, but I laughed at the mental image
Javaclass wrote:
... You have more food for your pet than food for you.
... You're pet has more armor than you and isn't wearing any.
... You're pet has more armor than you and isn't wearing any.
Ehcks wrote:
...You kill a same-level elite giant while the group of 5 that was just about to looks on in amazement, then gets wiped when he respawns.
Katchii wrote:
....the little yellow face under your pets picture scares you more than a yellow dragon around a lvl 72 monsters picture.
....people ask to see how their DPS measured up to your pets in a raid.
....Mounting up gives you post-partem depression.
....people ask to see how their DPS measured up to your pets in a raid.
....Mounting up gives you post-partem depression.
Iathain wrote:
.... you spend more time thinking up a name for your pet then for your character.
.... dismissing your pet makes you feel hollow inside.
.... dismissing your pet makes you feel hollow inside.
The next one doesn't apply, but I laughed at the mental image
Enabler wrote:
...when you try to use "The Beast Within" in the bedroom
The beast within in the bedroom one was awesome, and I know it applies to me, I just found out my wife is pregnant. =D
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... When your pet dies is when the raid knows their screwed
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OK..applies to me -
And a new one...
...you wonder if your pet will be upset if you tame that spiffy new owl that winked at you.
Quote:
..your pet has a higher rank than you in guild
Quote:
....Mounting up gives you post-partem depression.
Quote:
...when you try to use "The Beast Within" in the bedroom
...when you spend more money on pet respecs than talent respecs
...when you spend more money on pet respecs than talent respecs
And a new one...
...you wonder if your pet will be upset if you tame that spiffy new owl that winked at you.
Katchii wrote:
The beast within in the bedroom one was awesome, and I know it applies to me, I just found out my wife is pregnant. =D
Congratulations. TBW FTW again.
#22REDACTED,
Posted: Nov 14 2007 at 8:13 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) ... You start having sex with your stabled pet and then your main pet kills A Gnome, eats your leg and stands up ands says.. "Want a Cup Of Tea"
...When you grind rep for ages to get a Nelf cat mount so that it will match your pet =)
...when your pet is in a different, more advanced raid guild than yourself.
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Katchii...do yourself a favor...Go out tomorrow...and buy yourself an entire new wardrobe...because...from now on...all extra money ( from both sides of the family) will go into things for the new baby...and new clothes for Mom both before and after the baby comes...you however..will be able to read the newspaper thru your underware before you get any new ones...you can thank me later...so...congrats...and cheers !!!
Edited, Nov 15th 2007 12:01am by shomymojo
Edited, Nov 15th 2007 12:01am by shomymojo
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True story...
I'm in UB, running through with a pretty decent PUG. My buddy, a 70 draenei shammy, is tanking and my wolf, Binky, is off-tanking. I counted at least 3 times when my group members cheered Binky on because he was all that came between us and a complete wipe. Damn, I love being a BM hunter!
I'm in UB, running through with a pretty decent PUG. My buddy, a 70 draenei shammy, is tanking and my wolf, Binky, is off-tanking. I counted at least 3 times when my group members cheered Binky on because he was all that came between us and a complete wipe. Damn, I love being a BM hunter!
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