Contest: The Worst Armory Profile EVAR (Part II)Follow

Here's my first submission.

http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Greymane&n=Willywinky

1) no enchants on chest and cloak
2) dagger mainhand and sword offhand. While this isn't worthy of ridicule given the speeds of the weapons in question, he is not specced for either.
3) talents are all over the place


It looks like he has decent gear (certainly better than mine) but his talents are whacky, I am curious to see what his fight sequence is.

edit: forgot to mention that he is mainhanding a dagger but has impSS and no opportunity.

Edited, Nov 8th 2007 1:13pm by Jamboo

I can understand experimentation but blade twisting is a waste IMHO. Granted, it would allow you to slow an enemy with an undispellable debuff but who doesn't rock crippling poison in PvP situations?

I abdicate. you win. My e-hatred was missplaced.

touche

guild leaders are usually worse

Shiv costs 40 energy, and moreso on slow weapons. But you dont want to sit spamming shiv on a warrior, you also want to do some regular damage. Having it on both just stacks it without have to to throw out an extra forty energy.

Basically, what I've learned in my career of trolling is that in 5v5, control = life. blade twisting, just like the mace stun proc, is yet another way to frustrate your opponents.

edit: The energy required to use Shiv is equal to (20 + 10*weapon speed)

so a 1.3 speed weapon would require (20 + 10*1.3 = 33) energy, whereas a 2.9 speed weapon would require (20 + 10*2.9 = 49) energy.



Edited, Nov 8th 2007 5:26pm by EonSprinter

Thats just an awkward hemo build. Its not sooo bad, but could use some work. CB and Prep will be interesting in 5 days. Gear ain't so bad either.

Edit: He appears to have logged off in PvE gear.

Edited, Nov 8th 2007 9:07pm by ArundelvalEstar

I don't know about that one.

I'm not even going to touch the kinky RP getup, but the talents (however misplaced) appear to have a coherent goal. The player wanted both CB and AR.
I think the very nature of the gear causes this one to be classified as a joke or incomplete, thus not eligible.

I mean, ****, it doesn't even have weapons.

Out of a sense of warped humor: Where is the winner for the last contest?

Her helm was a druid piece, complete with the +INT and +SPI that you'd expect. She had leggings with +feral AP on them, and the rest of her gear was similarly retarded.

Again, you'll have to see her with her normal gear on, not that RP stuff.

It's official, this contest is over. This is the worst Rogue in the world. The armory profile isn't quite legendary. He's got no meta, goofy gems (including strength gems), Druid gloves, a level 60 trinket, and he took Tailoring as a profession. His talents are really confused. 3/5 Dagger spec for Combat Daggers, 2/5 Combat Potency, 5/5 Lightning Reflexes, 3/3 Aggression, 4/5 Lethality and 5/5 Vile poisons, yet no Opportunity. None of this quite qualifies him for the title of "Worst Rogue EVAR!", but here's the kicker. He was killed by a level 54 Warlock, even after potting.

Screenshot or it didn't happen? Well, we just so happen to have one here. Read all about it on Zuluhed's realm forums here.

Well, to be fair, Tailoring's easily the best profession to help level Enchanting, which he also has (and yes, I'm probably biased, since those are my professions too). Doesn't excuse the spec, or losing to a lvl 54 though :)