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#1 Oct 25 2007 at 2:49 PM Rating: Default
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Apparently the trees will have boobs.
(Go to wow site and look at WotLK scrn shots)
Discuss.
#2 Oct 25 2007 at 3:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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Holy cow, I think I see a new realationship bond forming between Darigraz and these boobied trees. I can only think he imagines himself a termite drilling into the trees all day long....
#3 Oct 25 2007 at 5:51 PM Rating: Good
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Side note: Does anyone see a striking resemblance between North and Arthas? Both live in the North, both are consumed by evil and hatred... and both take twisted pleasure in the suffering of the innocent.

Hmmm.... perhaps a distant cousin. Naaah.
#4 Oct 25 2007 at 5:54 PM Rating: Good
ZulFrieze wrote:
Side note: Does anyone see a striking resemblance between North and Arthas? Both live in the North, both are consumed by evil and hatred... and both take twisted pleasure in the suffering of the innocent.

Hmmm.... perhaps a distant cousin. Naaah.

Eh, adopted little brother. Ran off wailing after I gave him the realistic rundown of the rest of his life. The last I heard of him was that he went emo and compensated for his tiny **** by running around with a large pointy phallic symbol. Might just have to smack him over the head when next we meet and show him how the Evil Overlord thing is supposed to be done.
#5 Oct 25 2007 at 6:07 PM Rating: Good
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Eh, adopted little brother. Ran off wailing after I gave him the realistic rundown of the rest of his life. The last I heard of him was that he went emo and compensated for his tiny **** by running around with a large pointy phallic symbol. Might just have to smack him over the head when next we meet and show him how the Evil Overlord thing is supposed to be done.


LOL, I think I just peed a little tiny bit. :)
#6 Oct 26 2007 at 1:15 AM Rating: Default
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LOL, I think I just peed a little tiny bit. :)

<.< ....... *scooches across the couch, away from ZulFrieze*

And, Arthas, you're a disgrace to Emo. You're supposed to have black hair, curled in a swirly, greasy wave. There's also the cheap eye makeup that should make you look like a *****. And then you cry about how you live in hopeless emptiness, even though you're financially comfortable middle-class, with a huge tv, all the depressing roasted animals for dinner you could want and parents who love you enough to let you dress like a douche.

Oh, but you do have a small ****. Yeah, ok, go cry.


Edited, Oct 26th 2007 9:16am by Smallsword
#7 Oct 26 2007 at 6:46 AM Rating: Decent
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I guess you'd know about that huh SMALLsword? I always wondered why you chose that name, now I know why.

=P sorry, couldn't resist.

Edited, Oct 26th 2007 10:47am by Katchii
#8 Oct 26 2007 at 8:29 AM Rating: Decent
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I guess you'd know about that huh SMALLsword? I always wondered why you chose that name, now I know why.

=P sorry, couldn't resist.


Well...

He was talking in another thread about jumping a horse and going to OoT forums... probly has to do with riding in waving said small sword around until somebody hacks it off...
#9 Oct 26 2007 at 10:37 AM Rating: Default
Katchii wrote:
I guess you'd know about that huh SMALLsword? I always wondered why you chose that name, now I know why.

=P sorry, couldn't resist.

Hey, I'm a dwarf hunter. It may be short but it's thicker than yer wrist, *****! ;)

Caldone wrote:
He was talking in another thread about jumping a horse and going to OoT forums... probly has to do with riding in waving said small sword around until somebody hacks it off...

... That analogy doesn't quite work, since I've never heard of anyone actually hacking a sword off. Hacking off the hand that's holding it, maybe.

O.o Hacking off the hand that's jacking off the sword. That almost sounds like poetic philosophy! And, yes, that's just what I want. I can only climax if the organ I climax from is severed from my body - in a brilliant display of blood fountains and squeegasmic masochism, which can never be repeated.

Smallsword's closing down sale. All ***** must go.
#10 Oct 26 2007 at 10:43 AM Rating: Good
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Smallsword's closing down sale. All ***** must go.


You first....
#11 Oct 26 2007 at 10:54 AM Rating: Decent
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You first....

Oh, please, won't you do it for me? You know how your rough touch drives me wild with desire!

.... No, no, not the knife. Go the blunt hatchet. That's the one. And I have a giant black strapon to put over the wound when you're done. That way you don't have to miss out on our shenanigans just because of a few pints of blood spilling from my body.

MMmmm... I think only a chainsaw will get through your big blunderbuss. Bite down, your turn!
#12 Oct 26 2007 at 11:04 AM Rating: Decent
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Hmm, I might not be able to do it, but all the females in my family have been taught how to use... damnit... what's it called...

Big pair of what looks to be salad tongs with a very thick and small rubber band on the end, place rubber band over part, and watch it fall off...

Though on the other hand...

*swings hatchet* There you go!

Anyways you could always use the blood to lube up your strap-on!
#13 Oct 26 2007 at 12:24 PM Rating: Decent
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What.....How....Why....huh? You guys are damn twisted...just thinking about this stuff makes me want to hold my hand over my crotch and twist away from whatever imaginary blade is coming to hack it off. <cringe>
#14 Oct 26 2007 at 12:53 PM Rating: Decent
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*swings towards Katchii*

Made ya flinch :)
#15 Oct 26 2007 at 1:03 PM Rating: Decent
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AHHH! Don't scare me like that, I pet him to make him feel like everything was OK and he spit at me.... Today's just not a good day for the forums I guess, jebus. I wish to god that that stupid lvl 1 mob in the Orgrimmar Inn that everyone kills was named Aurelius though....
#16 Oct 26 2007 at 1:13 PM Rating: Good
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I wish to god that that stupid lvl 1 mob in the Orgrimmar Inn that everyone kills was named Aurelius though....


Oh don't tease me!


On a side note I totally spit up soda on my work computer right as the boss was walking by >.<
#17 Oct 27 2007 at 4:30 AM Rating: Decent
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This thread is full of win.
#18 Oct 27 2007 at 4:56 AM Rating: Default
*Sidles up to Katchii, wearing a black cape and a bad accent*

I vant to suck your......

*ahem* Um, blood. Yes. Totally what I was going to say. *snickers a little, then puts on a straight face*

What?? Dumbledore just got outed as a gay wizard! Why can't Dracula be played as a purveyor of fine meat?

And spitting is a dirty habit ><
#19 Oct 27 2007 at 1:34 PM Rating: Decent
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Bastards de railed my thread. Only I can do that, and to other peoples threads.
#20 Oct 27 2007 at 3:52 PM Rating: Good
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Sorry, I claimed it as mine and helped Derail it, Dari- it is no longer your thread
#21 Oct 27 2007 at 9:56 PM Rating: Decent
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Darigraz wrote:
Bastards de railed my thread. Only I can do that, and to other peoples threads.


I'd say sorry, but I didn't derail it.

I'll just say that mine are better.
#22 Oct 27 2007 at 10:20 PM Rating: Decent
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*shakes fist* Discuss boobed trees or else!
#23 Oct 28 2007 at 1:28 AM Rating: Good
Darigraz wrote:
*shakes fist* Discuss boobed trees or else!

Wow, boobed trees!

.... So, anyway, back to me..

:)
#24 Oct 28 2007 at 1:42 AM Rating: Decent
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What?

havent you been to moonglade.

that cenarion son to the north west stands under a tree dryad [the names for those lady trees; no relation to deer dryads].
#25 Oct 28 2007 at 2:00 AM Rating: Decent
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Darigraz wrote:
*shakes fist* Discuss boobed trees or else!


Hey! I started to discuss it! I said that mine are better.
#26 Oct 28 2007 at 1:30 PM Rating: Good
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I said that mine are better.


That requires proving
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