Darigraz says the darndest things..Follow

I thought about sigging some of your comments but there are just too many that make me roll. Instead I am just going to start a thread where we can highlight the best of them :D

Here's to you Darigraz! /salute

Yes North but you got to admit it is funny as hell :)

However, on a more serious note he may have just taken your place as my favorite poster here :D

Edited, Oct 23rd 2007 2:56pm by Caldone

Very well. If you wish to be relieved of your tenure as a minion you can deliver your soul to the Plegethonyarre at the door, and we will be happy to send you progress reports on how it is doing as fuel for the Doom Machine made of Bone and Blood. Possible side-effects might include complete lack of sanity, empathy, and ever feeling joy again. If you have any objections, we suggest you re-read the fine print in the contract you signed with the menstruation blood of your woman, and stamped with the boiled skull of your child. It was all there.

Corporate Management training. It is oh-so-useful when toppling the collective thrones of Stygian, Cthulhian and Danteian Hell.

Yeah, if you check my profile, I copied that one. It may possibly be their best issue yet. His way with words make me stand in awe.

You have no idea what powers you are taking on, young one. Prove yourself against the lesser beings on this plane, then when deemed worthy, you will have your chance to face the true brilliance that is the North. Until then, you are merely a nuisance, nibbling gently at the edges of true power. Gain power and strength, and I might even acknowledge your existence one day.

Dante's is the best one. I must have read his Inferno about ten times and it just gets better with each read. Especially the image of greasy Cerberus raking through the souls lying in the muck.

Although, the whole Cthulhian thing is very awesome too. Who would have guessed that blood, pain and horror could be so inspiring? ... Well, me, cause I'm a writer of of horrible tragedies. But who in their right mind would have guessed it?

I'm fighting my instinct here. I tend to hate the bastardisation of language. Hate it. Although, in this case, it's intentional - rather than being the product of simple obliviousness. I can't say these quotes are quite making me wet my pants as much as it is for Caldone... But try to remember to use your bastardisations for good instead of evil.

Or, should I say, use it for evil instead of retardation. For retardation is a dark path, and not in the wonderful sense of demons and other-worldly terror.

Just yous wait. I wills become the Dictators of Canada with an army of samurai mooses and zombie Dodos. Who will laugh then? Possibly PETA, but then my mooses will slaughter the PETAnites. Then no one will laugh except for my prisoners, there in a gassing room they will be subjected to Carrot Top and laughing gas till they kill themselves for laughing at Carrot Top's jokes. When enough prisoners have been killed I will sacrifice the Carrot Top and summon Bob Saget who will destroy all that stand in my way.

Why hate on PETA aye?

I myself belong to PETA and practice thier beliefes every day :P














People Eating Tasty Animals

Try running through Wyoming with a non- People Eating Tasty Animals sticker, but a real one, see how long that lasts

True evil has a face you know, and a voice you trust. On a lighter note, they're giving out free ice-cream down on second street! There have been a few side affects due to the continous consumption of large amount of ice-cream. Some of these symtoms include: Swelling of brain until implosion, tissue deteriorating rapidly, random things on your body bursting into flames, and the sudden urge to slaughter and devour the body and soul of the donkey that us for some reason in your bed room. Anyway, what were we talking about again?

Some side affects of consuming large amounts of ice-cream may happen to be: Feeling the inhuman urge to grasp the head of your most current offspring and take off its head with a hacksaw. A sudden and unquenchable thirst for human blood. Last but not least, abilities to look at something and to force it the explode into oblivion. Will that sufice North?

Delicious... /licks human blood from lips HAHAHAHA!