When I came of age, to get my Epic ride
I was so excited, my heart was full of pride
I signed into the server, and logged-on to my Lock
but when I went to get the quest, It was quite a shock
It said that I must travel, to lands far and wide
To places I had been, but had been a long long time
At first I thought "No Problem", this will be a cinch
I ventured long and hard, but never gained an inch
For each quest I completed, another took it's place
The days just kept on passing, it seemed an endless race
And when I'd take a break, to ride around with friends
I'd be the one in back, in the rear, on the end
For others it seemed easy, they only needed gold
And though I'm not complaining, they could do that on thier own
Now since I am all squishy, I knew i'd need a hand
the quests were getting harder, it was more than I could stand
So I called upon my Guildies, I told them of my task
They said it was NP, I only need to ask
We set out on a mission, to get my blazing steed
and when the mats were gathered, i felt I"d been set free
I went to get the final quest, I had a heart attack
The Mats I had collected, now I had to buy them back
the gold that I must gather, I've never had as much
Who said that locks were slackers, we didn't have it rough
Finally came the day, I headed for the Mire
Bound and determined, with a party I had hired
I made it through the summons, the mobs fell one by one
and when the fight was over, I rode off into the sun