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I spent this day in battle, riding across the land
I had almost made it to safety, when I came across this Band
A human, Nightelf, Dreani, a Dwarf and a Giggling Gnome
No place to run, no place to hide, no time to hearth back home

We stood in erie silence, and we stared at each other now
I saw a twitch of the humans eye, and knew hell was coming down
I tried a simple tactic, and climbed down from my steed
I blew them all a little kiss, and knelt down on one knee

In a moment of hesitation, they began to laugh at me
Confident in thier strength, but one thing they didn't see
I sent an invitation, upon the general chat
Quickly gave some details, and exactly where I was at

It wasn't very long, till an answer was returned
This band was wanted dead or alive, the Crossroads had been burned
I knew I had to stall them, if I ever had a chance
So I took off all my cloths, and started up a dance

They started moving towards me, it seemed the end was near
I figured what the heck, broke out the brewfest beer
But lady luck was present, as they began to dance along
Good thing my Blood elfs cute, or this would just be wrong

Then the Nightelf stopped, and slowly turned around
By then it was to late, the Horde was bearing down
They numbered in the dozens, thier rage was shining bright
It was an Epic charge, bad news for these allies.

The Drawf made one last gesture, right before he fell
But since some kids may read this, I probably shouldn't tell
The Morale of this story, so you'll know in advance
Never trust a Lady Bloodelf, who disrobes to dance



Edited, Oct 17th 2007 5:12pm by Hips

Whats the saying - never trust an elf! Especially a dancing one. Usually means they want something or distracting you so someone can stab you in the back. GRRRR, elves.... Knew I picked them for a reason.

awesome poem.