The Story that I tell you, it's true as it can be
I've quested in all four corners, both Land and the Sea
I've seen some mighty critters, greens, yellows and Reds
I've done the Graveyard shuffle, and danced with the undead
I run around all squishy, at times I curse my cloth
you would to, if you really knew, the pain of death by Moth
I am a one hit wonder, no matter where I roam
This is why when I leave home, I try to stay Stoned
I travel with a companion who's trust worthy and true
and even though he's big and ugly, yes I love him to
It's almost like a marriage, except there is no ring
but it's better cause he follows orders, and never says a thing
It was late September, through the Badlands I did go
all the sudden out of nowhere, I was jumped by a sneaky Rogue
He stuck me with his dagger, I was poisoned to the hilt
Things did not look good, I thought that I was Kilt
My Minion did his duty and gave him a little stun
It really gave me pleasure, FEAR, and watched him run
I dumped my bag of tricks, DoT and DoT again
The fool must not have guessed, this is how it could end
I did my Hordely duty, and danced on his remains
he never did come back, guess he didn't want to play
So I left a little marker, a wet spot NEAR the ground
Got a little on his Boots, now thier Smelly AND soulbound
This adventure will continue, I promise it will be soon
But for now I must be off, got more quests to do
Though if you have a Verse or something you wish to say
By all means help yourself, and have a nice WoW day.